via The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century…
Earlier this week I was pulled over for speeding. I confess I was in the fault by driving well over the posted speed limit; however, in my defense I was dead tired from working on my feet all day and the 1-hr drive back home seemed to stretch forever.
I knew that having this incident on my driving record would cause my insurance rates to shoot through the roof. There was also the $200+ fine I would be required to pay…
…so I decided to go for it…
Yes, I flirted my way out of a speeding ticket, and…
I know this has been floating around the ‘net for a while, but I can’t resist…
The collection is divided into three: The Character Pack, The Vehicles Pack, and The Direct Pack.
The heart of the collection (pictured above) is pretty horrendous in my opinion, but the rest aren’t so bad! I’m especially digging the Yoda kicks.
The Death Star
The Millennium Falcon
J loves the Yoda edition the best too. Maybe we’ll get his and her pairs when they are released next month.
This morning I decided to pee on a stick.
I was so certain I was pregnant again. I had all the symptoms of the first pregnancy: constant nausea, never-ending fatigue, irritability, and sore, swollen boobs.
Nevermind the late period.
Or the fact that J and I had been having consistent unprotected sex for the past two months.
So I peed on a stick. And I waited. And waited some more.
I gave it some extra time, just to make sure that the test would be ready.
I took the test in my hand and looked down, fully expecting to see…