I’m short. Hence, I have short limbs. I have already stated that everyday activities like driving and doing the dishes is starting to become a hassle due to my growing belly and short arms not having the reach required to partake in these proceedings.
Now, I have one more to add to that list.
It’s becoming increasingly more difficult to wipe myself after going to the bathroom. Especially after having done a #2.
“Do you want me to start wiping for you?” J asked last night with a snicker.
I already dread the day when J will have to start shaving my legs and clipping my toenails (and I never get pedicures because I have a complex about strangers touching my feet). Let’s not add wiping after doing #2 to the list too.