Nov 26, 2010  •  In Baby, Funny

Project: Deliver a Baby

A funny list of how a baby would be delivered in the corporate IT world —

A Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

A Developer is a person who thinks it will take four and a half months to deliver a baby.

The Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

The Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

A Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

The Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

The Documentation Team doesn’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

The User Interface Team will design a baby with three arms and one leg and ask if it can be done.

The Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.

A Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

Seeing as how J is a software tester, please excuse me while I go ask him if he thinks he’s holding the right baby.

Via Miss Cellania.


I’m sorry if the majority of my posts have been too baby-centered lately. Before becoming a mother, I swore that this wouldn’t turn into a mommy blog, but I must admit that it’s difficult to write about much else when the baby consumes most of my time, thoughts, and resources.

Are there any topics in particular you’d like me to write about? Or are you satisfied with the status quo?

4 Responses to “Project: Deliver a Baby”

  1. looch:

    I've heard of the project manager one….seeing as both my husband and I are Project Managers, and expecting our first baby in 2 weeks, this is quite timely and made us laugh!

  2. Nev:

    I started reading after you had the baby, so I'm happy with the status quo. Keep up the good work!

  3. Beth:

    I'm not even a mommy (or mommy-to-be), but I love the baby-centered posts all the same.

  4. Interesting. I’ve created the jpg version of this so I could share it on Facebook. Thanks for the share! :)

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