In preparation for Superbowl XLVI, Christian comedian Tim Hawkins has created this official handbook of worship signals…non-denominational, of course. 
I’m sure all my Christian readers — in addition to anyone else who have witnessed passionate Christian worship — will appreciate this with a big laugh.
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4 Responses to “The Tim Hawkins Guide to Worship Signals”
This is pretty funny. I’ve seen a lot of rookies doing the elbow flap. A good chuckle from this for sure.
Looove Tim Hawkins! Love this infographic too. I go to a liturgical church with very little worship signals, but I went to an evangelical Christian university so I saw a lot of these in our mandatory chapels.
This is kind of amazing! And so true!
HAH!!! D laughed at the “my fish was this big”