So I know room service is a complete rip-off.

And I am perfectly aware that there exists not one, not two, but three restaurants in this hotel…including a cafeteria-style eatery full of delicious, fair-priced food and a full-service Starbucks.

But having passed out at 3am whilst flipping through cable TV,

Waking up at 5am (because I am still on east coast time and so accustomed to getting very little sleep at night),

Drifting back to sleep in the luxurious king-sized bed,

Waking up three hours later with a slight hangover and the realization that I have nothing to do,

And why oh why do the elevators seem so far away?

I couldn’t resist.

Notice that they had set the table for two, because surely one person can’t finish all that food. (Not pictured: toast and pastries.)

Challenge accepted.