I have enjoyed our time together but lately your mood swings* and weight gain** have started to take a toll on our relationship. As a result, I have decided to leave you for someone younger and more attractive. Today, I leave you for Chrome.
*crashes and random slowdowns
So far I am loving Chrome! I only wish I took J’s advice and switched over earlier!
(And for all Mac users who are hesitant to make the change because you can’t live without extensions, there’s already a workaround for it!)