You already know my thoughts on Twilight. I always thought I was in the minority for not falling head over heels for the story. That's why it delights me whenever I find someone who agrees that it ain't all that. Cracked has written a hilarious post titled, If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest. Fellow Twilight-naysayers, please join me in this merriment. My favorite lines: BELLA Yeah but I have a BOYFRIEND now, which means I no longer have to be independent or physically capable of doing anything on my own. ***** DR. CULLEN Welcome to our ridiculously expensive home. I'm the father figure of this family because I'm the one who turned them all into vampires. There's something disturbing about the idea that I've...
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