A funny list of how a baby would be delivered in the corporate IT world — A Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month. A Developer is a person who thinks it will take four and a half months to deliver a baby. The Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. The Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. A Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. The Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. The Documentation Team doesn't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document...