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Stupid Tongue

Spring may have officially begun, but it's a miserable day today here in the NYC area (can you believe it snowed this morning?) Whenever the weather is like this I feel like an old lady. My joints ache and my eyelids feel like they're made out of lead. My mind feels fuzzy and I can't concentrate. I have trouble remembering the simplest of things, like my own phone number. So here's one for all of us who are adversely affected by days like these. I hope it brings a smile to your face and helps brighten your day! Via haha.nu....

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If You Watch It Backwards [Tumblr Blog of the Day]

If You Watch it Backwards is a submission-fueled Tumblr blog which tells you exactly what would happen if a movie or TV show’s plot or premise were reversed. Some of my favorites from the first few pages include: If you watch Pinnocchio backwards, it’s about a fairy that turns a boy into a puppet, who is then sucked into a whale, regurgitated, forced to be in a puppet show, and is eventually carved into a block of wood. If you watch Toy Story 3 backwards, it’s a tragedy about a gang of toys who go through hell just so they can wind up in a home where they are neglected. If you watch Pokemon backwards, it’s about rehabilitating victims of legalised animal fighting and releasing...

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