IKEA. The post-college mecca for cheap furniture with exotic names. Did you know that there is a method to the naming madness? In 2003, Boing Boing demystified the naming scheme here. Now, you can see what you would be if you were a piece of Swedish furniture. As "Jenny," I am a chest of drawers:Go get your own SVENI! Hey I even come complete with my own item number! As, "Hyojin" I am more exotic. I rest below your bum. I am...