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You’re No Longer My Internet Friend

Pregnancy hormones are not fun. I have been extra-sensitive lately with the littlest things setting me off. The latest in the series of dramas - some of which I'm sure are only in my head - involve a couple of internet friends. Recently I found out that someone I had considered a good friend (at least in internet standards) de-friended me on Facebook. I know she is still around, because I can see her commenting on others' status updates, photos, etc. However, now she has set her settings so that I do not even have the option of requesting to be her friend again, let alone shoot her a message to see if something's wrong. Now, I have just discovered that another...

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The Blunt Man’s Plot Summaries

postmodernbarney.com has a list of movie and television show plot summaries that you will simply not forget. Here are my favorites: 300: Gays kill blacks. 8 MILE: White man successfully coopts black culture to impress other whites. BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome. BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group. BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S: Pretty redneck girl fools socialites, flirts with gay gigolo. BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor. CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children. DEBBIE DOES DALLAS: Cheerleaders develop valuable entrepreneurial skills. DEEP THROAT: Medical anomaly earns woman new friends. DEMOLITION MAN: In a future where crime is completely eradicated, a black man steals and murders. DOCTOR...

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