J and I are not patient people. So when we learned yesterday that we would need to wait 4 more weeks — as opposed to the 2 as we had originally believed — to find out the gender of our baby, we both looked like this: (I know, I know. I can imagine all the parents out there thinking, "If they can't wait a measly 2 weeks for this milestone in their child's life, they have another thing coming when the child is born.") So although I had already brought up the idea of a 3D/4D ultrasound to J which he vetoed as a "waste of money for something that looks a bit freaky," I suggested it once more so that...