Can you believe my Claire Emmanuelle turns 2 today? Earlier this week, I had a flashback of myself dozing off in the recliner, holding her tiny swaddled body as she slept on my chest — because for about a month or so, this was the only way she would sleep during the night. And now — just last night, in fact — she was dancing and running around the dance floor at a wedding, already chasing after boys. She tests my patience. She annoys me with her "Umma...