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Hump Day Hook-Ups

Bah! Humbug! Such is the life of a corporate slave. I will say no more. Read on and enjoy! Hyundai readies Elantra LPI Hybrid for 2009 Korean launch, Engadget. As much Korean pride I may have, I'm not the biggest fan of my mother country's automobiles. However, Hyundai's announcement of the first hybrid to be "powered by liquid petroleum gas (LPG) and adopt advanced Lithium Polymer (Li–Poly) batteries" sounds pretty fierce, especially in light of today's astronomical (and rising) gas prices. Go Hyundai...

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Why I Won’t Be Joining the Masses on July 11th

On Friday, July 11 2008, at 8:00am, the iPhone 3G will be upon us. Those with disposable vacation days have started to line up already: (Photo courtesy of Engadget) As the first person in line at the Auckland, New Zealand Vodaphone store, this lucky bastard will be the first person in the world to own an iPhone: (Photo courtesy of Gizmodo) So comes the question at hand: will the Geek in Heels, the self-professed Apple lover and gadget freak, be lining up as well come this Friday? The answer is no. I confess I would have broken my Verizon contract and jumped ship if the 2nd generation iPhone seduced me enough. But it didn't. Tempted? Just a smidge. Seduced? Eh. David Hasselhoff doing his "Hooked on a Feeling" routine is more seducing: ...

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Feeling Unattractive

I think every girl has those days when she feels Jabba-esque. You know what I'm talking about. When all your outfits make you look fat. When no amount of concealer will hide the dark circles under your eyes. When your hair refuses to acquiesce to endless styling and products. Lately I've been having more of these days, mainly due to my lopsided face. It's subtle, but I can tell the difference, and when the owner isn't feelin' it the body tends not to cooperate. "Do you think I'm ugly?" This is the question dreaded by men all over the world. How do you respond to that? What if your girlfriend or wife does in fact, look like shit that day? Lucky for me, J always has the perfect answer to that...

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My Stress will be the Death of Me

I finished the corticosteroids that the doctor prescribed but did not see any improvements. So I did the unthinkable: I told my mother. She freaked out as expected. She yelled at me for not having told her sooner and immediately called my uncle in LA who is an Asian holistic doctor and acupuncturist. He in turn yelled at her for not treating it right away. "Western medicine still debates the causes of partial facial paralysis, and most western doctors will just tell her to live with it until the symptoms gradually disappear. But the chances for full recovery diminishes the longer you wait due to muscle atrophy...

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