This is why I refuse to play Civilization; my personality would assure a complete addiction. 😉
Did you notice heroin is not on the list? It’s because heroin doesn’t need a video game to represent it; it already has Heroin Hero. 
(from the Guitar Queer-O episode of South Park)
Via Dorkly.
The Asian Pear
I’m addicted to Plants vs Zombies and Diner Dash games… I wonder what kinda drugs those are. O_O;;