A couple of weeks ago, we had some friends come visit with their (almost) 2-year-old girl. As the men engaged in their own conversation, the fellow mom turned to me to ask how I was adjusting to life with Claire. "Things were rough in the beginning, but it's certainly getting better. It's amazing how much your life changes once you have a baby. Even taking a dump has become a timed sport." Don't ask me why I used my dookie as an example. I guess that's just the way my mind works. I heart Randy Marsh. I am continually telling J that he must act exactly like him when our kids get older. "I've almost trained my body to only do #2's in...