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A Placeholder Ring for My Sausage Fingers

My pregnancy-induced swelling has reached a point where it has become difficult to take off my wedding ring set at the end of the day. (I'm not sure why, but I'm always fine at the beginning of the day, only to end up with fat stumpy feet and kielbasa-like fingers come nightfall. Can someone shed some light on this?) I do not always wear my wedding ring set when I am in the house, but I always wear them when I am out. And yes, i wear both my engagement ring and my wedding band. So the very few times that I've forgotten to wear my set has left my fingers feeling naked in public. And there's the self-conscious part of me wanting...

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Fear Itself [Chemistry Kits]

Although I thoroughly suck at science, I received a chemistry kit as a present one birthday some twenty years ago and loved it for years on end. J owned multiple chemistry kits as a child and also has fond memories of mixing strange compounds together and "blowing sh*t up." We fully intend on gifting our children with chemistry sets when they reach the proper maturity level, but I have become discouraged at the types of kits that are available at toy stores these days. No actual chemicals? Nothing sharp or breakable? Glass beakers and test tubes that have been replaced by shatter-proof plastic? Nothing that has the potential to create sizzling/smoking/foul-smelling reactions? Where's the fun in that? That's why I let out a chuckle and a sigh...

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