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Baby Geek

I'm at that age where a lot of people in my social circle are getting knocked up or trying to get preggers. Naturally this freaks me out because I still consider myself a kid. I may have a job and a mortgage to pay but I still have the tendency to regress back to my five-year-old self much more than necessary. Although I hate to admit it, I'm secretly terrified that I would make a horrible mother. Many people have told me that I would be a great mother because of my innate desire to always be taking care of others. However, this is  human life we're talking about here. A mother has the potential to seriously f*ck up a child's well-being. While I may not turn...

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Kudos to Spike TV

A few weeks ago, I walked out of my office building and nearly screamed in delight to see this: (My camera phone took pretty lousy pictures that day so I was reluctant to post them. Fortunately, I was able to find these photos at TheForce.Net. Although these weren't taken by me, this is the actual view when you walk out of my office building.) "Gold bikinis never go out of style"...

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Minding My Girls

At a recent girls night out, a few of my friends started gabbing about bras and how we all must get fitted for one. Eh? Didn't we all go through this during puberty? My friends then went on to explain that most women are wearing the wrong bra size and only a fitting by a professional can provide the, ahem, full support that you need. "Listen to Oprah!" they preached. (Sadly, I don't watch Oprah...

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