Apr 5, 2011  •  In Claire, Funny, Web

Baby Got Back for a Reason!

Redditor cbexton asks,

I like big butts and I cannot lie, but is there some evolutionary reason as to why?

Which gives rise to perhaps the greatest Reddit thread ever. Take a look at some of these hilarious responses:

When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get vital evolutionary information that acts as a fairly accurate indicator of overall health. And sprung. You also get sprung.

My anaconda don’t want none unless you have a high likelihood of producing healthy offspring with a minimal chance of genetic disabilities, hun.

So ladies (yeah!) ladies (yeah!) You wanna advertise fertility? (hell yeah!)

Then turn around, stick it out, even other women have to admit that you appear to have the necessary physical attributes to produce many healthy offspring.

Cause I’m long, and I’m strong, and I have a genetic impulse to pass my hereditary traits on.

I can keep going and going but I’ll stop here.  🙂 Go check out the entire thread if you’re in need of some laughter.

P.S. — Did you know that when Claire developed colic, my first successful attempt at calming her involved my playing “Baby Got Back” loudly, rapping and dancing along while bouncing her to the rhythm of the song?

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5 Responses to “Baby Got Back for a Reason!”

  1. Ashley says:

    Hahaha. Thanks for posting this. Needed a little giggle today. 🙂

  2. Li-ling says:

    Did it work – with the colic? 😉

  3. Charmi says:

    HA thats hilarious!

  4. Heather says:

    I love that scene in FRIENDS! haha. So funny that that worked for Clair. Got to love Sir Mixalot! 🙂

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