Funny | Geek in Heels

Candy pieces dance around in front of your eyes as you drift off to sleep every night. You know which levels are the hard ones because of the sheer amount of people complaining about them (30, 35, 65. 97, and 98). That damn. Last. JELLY. You know which of your friends are slackers at work, and/or have too much free time on their hands, by their response times to your life requests and episode unlock requests. Thinking about chocolate bars makes you clench your fists in anger and frustration. You regularly scroll forward to see who's ahead of you. You regard those who are like 45 levels ahead of you with a mixture of awe ("I'm not worthy!"), envy ("Man, I wish I...

Baby, Funny, Parenting, Personal, Toys, Web

More Painful Than Stepping on LEGOs

Feb 28. 2013

The internet has a tendency to dramatize certain mundane life events, wouldn't you say? ;-) And if you're reading this, it probably means that you're familiar with the trends and memes of the popular web which also leads me to believe you've heard of the "stepping on a LEGO piece while barefoot" mania. (source) Yes, stepping on LEGO pieces hurt like a mofo. But over the 2+ years of my being a parent, I can say that I have found something even more painful to step on when you're barefoot...

Aerin, Claire, Cute, Funny, Motherhood, Personal

Sisterly Love, or Lack Thereof

Feb 25. 2013

They say that the average age difference between siblings is 2-3 years. And wouldn't you know it — now that Claire is 28 months old, many of my mommy friends whose first children are around her age have steadily been giving birth to their seconds in these past few months. I'm happy for my friends and their families — I truly am! (I can also say that I'm sooo glad to be out of those extremely trying newborn-with-a-toddler months!) But there is one thing that makes me a bit sad, and even a tad bit jealous whenever I hear/read about their new babies...

Books, Colors, Funny, Geek, Infographics, Star Wars, Web

Once Upon an Internet

Feb 23. 2013

There have been a lot of good stuff showing up on my Feedly this week, but I ~~haven’t had the chance~~ have been too busy playing with my new phone to share it with y’all. So as any lazy blogger would do, I have decided to a roundup…

Terrible-Tweet Score
What is your Terrible-Tweet Score? I got 6, which fits into the “Tone it back a bit buddy” category. 😳

(via The Doghouse Diaries)

Pretty IP
This simple website generates a color palette based on your IP address. I’m not too crazy about the colors produced by my IP address, but you may have better luck. Go give it a try!