I saw this over at Angry Asian Man, and it is too awesome not to share. A man named Lo Wung trained a group of monkeys taekwondo to entertain crowds outside a shopping center in Nshi, in eastern China's Hubei province. I think you already know where this is going: the monkeys turned on their trainer! From Telegraph UK: Hu Luang, 32, a bystander who photographed the incident, said: "I saw one punch him in the eye — he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose. They were leaping and jumping all over the place. It was better than a Bruce Lee film." At one point the monkey trainer grabbed a staff to hit the monkeys, only to find himself...