Second mystery of the day: How did the puppy's favorite toy end up in the bathtub? I thought J put it there as a joke (we had just given the dog a bath) but he swears he didn't. Comang is a little guy - it is very improbable that he voluntarily placed the elephant into the bathtub. My guess is that while "killing" the elephant (aka growling and shaking the poor little thing back and forth like a wild dog on Ritalin), the toy flew into the bathtub. Or maybe the little guy decided that his favorite toy deserves a bath too. ...
Continue readingpostmodernbarney.com has a list of movie and television show plot summaries that you will simply not forget. Here are my favorites: 300: Gays kill blacks. 8 MILE: White man successfully coopts black culture to impress other whites. BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome. BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group. BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S: Pretty redneck girl fools socialites, flirts with gay gigolo. BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor. CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children. DEBBIE DOES DALLAS: Cheerleaders develop valuable entrepreneurial skills. DEEP THROAT: Medical anomaly earns woman new friends. DEMOLITION MAN: In a future where crime is completely eradicated, a black man steals and murders. DOCTOR...
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Are you a verbose social media enthusiast? Do you feel constrained and suffocated by Twitter's 140-character maximum? Do you ever start a tweet, only to be rejected by its imposing character maximum, shake your fists to the Twitter gods while shouting "Eff it! Who needs Twitter? I don't!"...
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Continue readingHow many times have I read the words "Jenny has died from dysentary" in my formative younger years? Well, my favorite web comic xkcd has done it again with their interpretation of 19th century Oregon: Do you remember playing The Oregon Trail when you were younger? Did you love it as much as I did? ...
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