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Back with a Vengeance

I shall make no excuses. I have been a bad blogger, and that is that. I resolve to: Get back into my regular blogging rhythm   Go through my starred items in Gmail and inbox in Facebook and reply to all the messages that have been pouring in (I am so sorry!)   Finish going through my wedding photos (1 year and 2 months after the event) and continue my wedding-day recaps on Weddingbee   Re-design my banner   I shall conclude this apologetic post with these yummy photos from Tim Burton's upcoming movie, Alice in Wonderland. Released just yesterday, these images have already been feverishly circulated around the interweb. What can I say? Tim Burton is a freakin genius, providing nothing short of visual masterpieces with each film. Johnny Depp...

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‘Twilight’ Translated by Cracked

You already know my thoughts on Twilight. I always thought I was in the minority for not falling head over heels for the story. That's why it delights me whenever I find someone who agrees that it ain't all that. Cracked has written a hilarious post titled, If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest. Fellow Twilight-naysayers, please join me in this merriment. My favorite lines:   BELLA Yeah but I have a BOYFRIEND now, which means I no longer have to be independent or physically capable of doing anything on my own. ***** DR. CULLEN Welcome to our ridiculously expensive home. I'm the father figure of this family because I'm the one who turned them all into vampires. There's something disturbing about the idea that I've...

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Notorious Trailer

My first boyfriend was a gangsta.It was the stereotypical good girl-bad boy relationship. Although it was probably the unhealthiest relationship I've ever been in, I picked up quite a few things from him. For example, I've only tried weed a couple of times, but I can discern between the different strains and can distinguish the "good shit" from the "bad shit" just from smelling the batch. I learned the finer points of high-stakes sports betting and discovered just much hangs with one basket, one catch, or even one inch.I also learned about gangsta rap. Triple Six Mafia. N.W.A. Geto Boys. He would lecture me on the history of these rappers, politics, grudges, and their ways of life as he blasted...

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