In honor of the third season of Mad Men, AMC has launched a “create your own avatar” application. Being a huge fan of the award-winning series, I knew I had to create my own…

I tried to be as honest as possible when choosing my features. Nevermind the fact that I never wear blue eye shadow or red lipstick – those just seemed to be the most fun choices, as were the cigarette hanging from my lips and the glass of martini in my hand.

However, I can’t ignore the fact that I look like an old, bitter, drunk lady. What do you think?

Make your own Mad Men-inspired avatar here!

I can’t wait until the start of the new season on August 16th! Not only because Mad Men is a great show, but also because Don Draper just can’t get any hotter.