Nov 26, 2010  •  In Baby, Funny

Project: Deliver a Baby

A funny list of how a baby would be delivered in the corporate IT world —

A Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

A Developer is a person who thinks it will take four and a half months to deliver a baby.

The Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

The Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

A Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

The Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

The Documentation Team doesn’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

The User Interface Team will design a baby with three arms and one leg and ask if it can be done.

The Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby.

A Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

Seeing as how J is a software tester, please excuse me while I go ask him if he thinks he’s holding the right baby.

Via Miss Cellania.


I’m sorry if the majority of my posts have been too baby-centered lately. Before becoming a mother, I swore that this wouldn’t turn into a mommy blog, but I must admit that it’s difficult to write about much else when the baby consumes most of my time, thoughts, and resources.

Are there any topics in particular you’d like me to write about? Or are you satisfied with the status quo?

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Nov 25, 2010  •  In Personal

Happy Turkey Day

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.


This picture of Turkzilla was too good to pass up. Courtesy of Boing Boing.

There are many, many things to be thankful for this year. But right now, at this moment, at 6:14am on Thanksgiving Day morning, I am most thankful for our cradle swing that calmed down my daughter who suffered from a poop explosion at 5am and would not go back to sleep despite my best efforts.

I hope everyone has a tasty, fun, and restful holiday.

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Nov 25, 2010  •  In Asian, Web

All o’Y’all Look Alike

An old coworker used to joke to me that all Asians look alike to her. While some may find this offensive, I knew that it was all in jest and chided right back that all white people look the same to me.

I think that being Asian myself has helped me become familiar with specific features that are common within the various Asian races; I am usually pretty good when it comes to guessing whether a person is Chinese / Japanese / Korean / Filipino / Vietnamese / Thai / etc.

That being said, when I stumbled upon a website called Asian Look-Alikes, where you are prompted to guess the ethnicity of the pictured person just based on their looks, I was sorely humbled…I performed horribly!

Try it and see how well you do.

Via Absolutely Fobulous.

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Nov 24, 2010  •  In Books, Entertainment, Funny, Geek, Movies, Star Wars

Darth Vader vs. Lord Voldemort

For the record, I think that Vader kicks Voldemort’s butt any day.

Via Geekologie.

P.S. — Have you watched HP7 Part 1 yet? J and I managed to sneak away for a few hours last night to catch it and…well, it’s like what I’ve always said about the Harry Potter movies: each consecutive movie is better than the last, but it comes nowhere near the book. And what was up with the Harry & Hermione dancing scene?

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Nov 23, 2010  •  In Baby, Claire, Parenting, Reviews

Our Favorite Bottles: Dr. Brown’s

Reader Christine asked,

i’m 4 weeks until my delivery and wanted to see what type of bottles you are using now. i have the medela bottles for feeding with orthodontic nipples, born free, and breastflow. can you review what bottles you tried and what you liked/disliked? i just received my target completion certificate and want to hold off on purchasing bottles until i can get a better idea of what bottles are really good.

This was a very timely question, because we had just switched bottles last week and I had been meaning to blog about our great bottle search.

In the past two weeks, when Claire was suffering from horrible colic, we decided to try different bottles to see if a different design will help with the fussiness. (After all, so many brands these days claim to help reduce colic.)

We had been using Medela bottles because they are the most convenient to use with my breast pump, but we have not been using their nipples. Instead, we have been using the latex nipples that come with the Similac nipple-ready bottles, because we discovered by accident that they fit perfectly with the Medela bottles. Besides, we had received about ten of them at the hospital, and who are we to pass up freebies?

Besides, Claire hated the Medela nipples.

Then I read that the Similac nipples are not designed for long-term use, and that latex nipples should not be boiled after each use (which we had been doing) because it will deteriorate them faster. Oops.

Since we knew that Claire would be outgrowing our 5oz Medela bottles soon, and just in case another bottle/nipple design might help alleviate the colic, we went on what I like to call our great bottle hunt of 2010. These are what we have tried:

  • The First Years Breastflow
  • The First Years Soothie
  • Gerber NUK
  • MAM
  • Philips AVENT
  • Playtex Drop-Ins
  • Playtex VentAire

While I’m sure that each bottle has its merits (and its own fanbase as I only tried the ones with good user reviews), we soon discovered that Claire seemed to have a serious problem with silicone nipples. She would suck for a few seconds and spit it out — no matter the shape of the nipple — and proceed to give us an angry look as if to say, “What the heck did you just put in my mouth?”

(The funny thing is, her favorite pacifiers, Philips AVENT, have silicone nipples. Perhaps she associated the feel of silicone with pacifiers and latex with milk?)

This created a bit of a problem, because most bottle manufacturers — at the ones that are supposed to help with gas and colic according to reviews — only have silicone nipples. Since the Playtex Drop-Ins were the only ones that have latex nipples as an option, we decided to go with those for the time being.

Then the Dr. Brown bottles arrived from Amazon.

I was skeptical at first, seeing that they have silicone nipples. But these bottles have gotten great reviews so I decided to try them out…

…and Claire loved them!

I’m not sure what it was about the bottles (we use the wide-neck version) that helped my baby take to them immediately — was it the shape of the nipple? The vacuum-free design? All we knew was that it was the first time in over a week that she finished an entire 4oz bottle in one sitting, and we were elated.

As for the colic? Now I’m not saying that Dr. Brown’s Bottles were the cure for our colic troubles, but they certainly helped a lot. Perhaps it was the combination of the new bottles and our baby finally passing the 6-week hurdle, but within 12 hours of switching to Dr. Brown’s, Claire went down for the night after crying for only 1 hour (as opposed to the 3+ hours we had been experiencing before).

So to answer Christine’s question, our favorite bottles are Dr. Brown’s Wide-Necks.

Some babies are not picky about bottles at all, but ours was. And while choosing the best bottle for your baby is certainly a game of trial and error (and a potentially expensive one at that), you might get lucky and hit the jackpot with your first or second try.

Your baby might not need a fancy bottle at all. A friend discovered that her baby’s favorite bottles were the plain Gerber bottles she bought at a local pharmacy for $2 for a pack of 3.

But our family is a Dr. Brown’s convert and we will be sticking with this brand. Sure, the extra parts require more attention, but it only adds about 30 additional seconds to assembly and cleaning time.

And our baby’s happiness (and our sanity) is worth it.

Disclosure: I have not been compensated by Dr. Brown’s, or any other company, for writing this post. This is based on my own experience and my baby’s preferences.

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Nov 22, 2010  •  In Baby, Claire, Motherhood, Parenting, Personal

My Goth Baby (And More Breastfeeding Woes)

In my last post I asked if anyone could guess why my breastmilk has turned purple.

Well, kalen, mlwindc, and LatteLove got it right: it is due to gentian violet, which I am using to treat our latest bout of thrush.

While gentian violet is proven to be one of the most effective remedies against thrush, I had been reluctant to try it because of the ick factor, the “ick” being that it is messy. Gentian violet is a deep purple solution that seems to get everywhere once the bottle is open, and it is almost always guaranteed to stain fabrics permanently and skin temporarily.

Before giving Claire a cotton swab of the purple stuff, I had dabbed her lips and area around her mouth with Vaseline as suggested by numerous sources in order to prevent staining, but it only helped a little as you can see in this picture:


This is actually a lot better than last night, when the purple stuff was all over her chin and cheeks.

My nipples look pretty comical as well after undergoing the gentian violet treatment, resembling bruised and tumorous boysenberries. I would show you a picture but I’ll keep this blog PG-13.

We will continue with the gentian violet for a couple more days, and I am praying that this will work.

First, Claire developed thrush in her mouth and passed it on to me. The thrush in my boobs led to my developing mastitis in my right breast. And by taking antibiotics to treat the mastitis, I managed to develop thrush again, this time with a vengeance — I get hot, shooting, searing pains in my right breast every time I pump. I have tried not emptying the breast completely and nursing directly in order to try to lessen the pain, but have had no success so far. The pain lasts for about an hour after each pumping session and it is so bad that my body jerks and spasms every time another jolt passes through my chest.

The mastitis and thrush has lessened the milk supply in my right breast considerably. Meanwhile, my left breast seems to be producing extra milk in order to compensate, and so I am suffering from oversupply and engorgement there.

So for the first hour after each pumping/nursing session, my right boob is in excruciating pain. But as soon as my right boob starts to feel better, my left boob gets painfully engorged to a point where it hurts to hold my baby.

Oh, and my boobs are lopsided now too. Lovely.

It has been like this for the past week, and J is starting to lose his patience. Not with my (lack of) recovery, but with how miserable I have been. Last night, as I was unable to show my face at a family dinner due to my breast pain — choosing to lie in bed instead, spasming with each jolt of pain with tears in my eyes — he held me tight and told me that he would much rather that we give our daughter formula than my continuing to be in so much pain and feel like a bad mother for continuing to have so much trouble breastfeeding.

I know that quitting breastfeeding will be no easy task either — engorgement in both breasts! — but it is looking mighty tempting at this point.

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Nov 21, 2010  •  In Motherhood, Personal

Purple Breastmilk

And now for this week’s fun/gross (over)sharing post…

Anyone care to venture a guess as to why my breastmilk has taken on a purple hue?


I have not digitally altered this picture, except to up the
saturation a bit so that you can see the purple better.

Just in case you’re wondering, I know why my breastmilk is purple. But I won’t tell you why. At least not yet — where’s the fun in that?

So anyone?

(And no googling!)

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Nov 20, 2010  •  In Blogging, Information, Web

The Geekinheels.com Web Empire

Webempires is a neat tool that aims to visualize the traffic of every website on the web. Basing its figures on the popular traffic aggregator Alexa, the site can be used to answer questions such as:

  • What if your website was a country?
  • What if all your visitors gathered in one place?

And more!

As of today, Alexa lists this blog as having 9,537 visitors per day. So if Geekinheels.com were a country, it would be larger than Montserrat!

And if all the daily visitors were to gather in one place at the same time, it would surpass the number of people who gathered to break the Guinness World Record for the most people simultaneously making snow angels in one place:

How does your site, or another favorite website compare?

Via Neatorama.

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Nov 20, 2010  •  In Asian, Baby, Funny, Web

Baby Hadouken!

…or just some impeccable timing caught on camera.

Still, it made me LOL this sleepy Saturday morning.

Via haha.nu.

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Nov 18, 2010  •  In Funny, Geek, Parenting, Star Wars

Having “The Talk” With Our Children

No, not that talk. The other one. The other, very important one.

Not sure what I mean? Take a look at this Public Service Announcement from Asylum:

Here are some sobering facts about the world today: Every day, millions of kids go to sleep having never been introduced to Chewbacca, and, worse, countless more think Greedo shot first

We here at Asylum want to make sure you and your child have an open and healthy conversation about Jar Jar and the differences between a “good trilogy” and an “uh-oh trilogy.” So we’ve provided you with this, a PSA on talking to your child about Star Wars:

J and I swear that we will always reinforce the fact that Han shot first. And that Jar Jar kills puppies. And that Episodes 4-6 will always prevail, despite the embarrassment that is Episodes 1-3.

Now the great question remains: when is the best time to tell our kids about Luke’s father?

Via The Daily What.

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