Jun 15, 2010  •  In Books, Web

Classic Books Retitled to Boost Web Traffic

Mike Lacher of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency has a list of great works of literature that have been retitled for SEO purposes. I’ll tackle the first — can you figure out the rest?

7 Awesome Ways Barnyard Animals Are Like Communism – “Animal Farm”

The 11 Stupidest Things Phonies Do To Ruin The World

8 Surprising Ways West Egg Is Exemplary Of The Hollowness Of The American Dream

6 Shockingly Evil Things The Turn-Of-The-Century Meatpacking Industry Doesn’t Want You To Know

5 Insane Ways London Could Become a Dystopia (And How It’s Not That Far From Reality)

1 Weird Thing Caddy Smells Like

I personally do not take much stock in SEO, so just reading these overly descriptive, list-centric titles makes me gag. However, you can’t help but admit that they sure sound intriguing!

Via kottke.org.

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Jun 15, 2010  •  In Baby, Personal, Pregnancy

24 Weeks

My heart skipped a beat when I woke up yesterday morning. I had reached a new milestone. My baby is now considered viable by the American medical community.

And how can she not? Baby girl is growing larger and stronger every day. I can now see my belly do “jumps” as she hiccups. She reacts to sounds and light. She keeps me awake at night (yep, she’s definitely a night owl) with her incessant tumblings.

The best part? She dances in my stomach whenever I play the piano.   My SIL — a musical genius who has a PhD from Juilliard — says that our baby cannot not be musical seeing as both J and I have both have had extensive classical music training. And so far, just from the baby’s reactions to my playing the piano, the statement seems to ring true.

Look how big I’m getting! Although the baby is measuring average now, I have a feeling that she’ll grow to be above average in the next three months. Both J and I were big babies at birth — J was over 7.5 lbs, and I was 8.35 lbs! I have no idea how my mother, a tiny Asian woman who stands at a mere 4’10”, managed to push me out without any complications.

My friends have been telling me that they love reading all the “things they never tell you until you’re pregnant” stories and anecdotes on this blog. So here’s another one…

Did you have braces as a teenager? If so, then there’s a chance that your teeth will attempt to shift back to their original positions when you become pregnant.

I had horribly crooked teeth as a kid. My two front teeth stuck out and I had a large gap between them. My bottom teeth were just crooked every which way. Luckily, I found a wonderful orthodontist who straightened them into a perfect paste-on smile in just 1.5 years, without pulling out any teeth.

Well, I have become one of the few pregnant women whose teeth have begun to shift back to their pre-braces positions (thanks, hormones!). Before getting pregnant, I had perfectly-aligned teeth. Take a look now:

The gap between my two front teeth is returning. My bottom teeth have become a big ol’ mess again.

Luckily, the shifting seems to have stopped…for now (knock on wood). Most people — including J — do not notice until I point out the change. And honestly, they don’t bother me too much.

That being said, I might think about getting Invisalign or something similar if the problem gets worse. But that’s only if the gap between my two front teeth returns to Michael Strahan proportions. I would rather save the money for braces for my children, should they need them.

Other than that, the pregnancy has been smooth sailing. These days, I’m trying my best to enjoy the last few weeks of the second trimester before the dreaded third trimester begins.

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Jun 15, 2010  •  In Entertainment, Funny, Korean

Stephen Colbert vs Rain, Continued

Last night Stephen Colbert continued his rivalry with Korean pop star Rain in a segment called “Who’s Not Honoring Me Now?” Watch the hilarious clip below:

And for nostalgia’s sake, let’s recap Stephen’s feud with Rain…

Stephen loses Time’s 100 Most Influential People to Rain:

Rain shows up at the studio for an after hours dance-off with Stephen:

And last but certainly not the least, Stephen creates his own Korean R&B video, called “He’s Singing in Korean”:

Enjoy!

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Jun 15, 2010  •  In Funny, NYC, Web

The MTA’s FML

When the MTA decided to merge the “V” with the “M” line, they indubitably placed new signs to replace the old…with hilarious results:

My first thought while reading this delicious piece was: how could anyone not have noticed this?

The MTA has responded swiftly — the labels for the subway lines will be re-arranged so that they will appear on two lines.

Hence my second thought: you know an internet meme has made it big when the nation’s largest public transportation system is forced to work around it.

Via Gothamist.

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Jun 15, 2010  •  In Comang, Cute

Monkey Fight

It was a vicious fight (as evidenced by the cuts on the monkey’s face), but in the end, they decided to “hug it out, bitch.”

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Jun 15, 2010  •  In Geek, Sports, Toys

The USA vs England World Cup Match…in Legos

As the USA vs England match aired this past Saturday afternoon, we had a dozen rowdy guys — evenly rooting for either team — screaming their heads off and creating all sorts of drunken debauchery in our living room.

I’m surprised none of our neighbors complained about the noise. Even the baby in my stomach jumped like a jelly bean every time a particular play roused our little crowd to shouting oblivion.

For those who missed the game, fear not, for the good people at The Guardian have created a highlight reel…out of Lego figures!

Enjoy!

Via Up Next in Sports.


ETA: It turns out that the actual creators of the video are Lego Fussball who have re-created various soccer matches (dating back to 2007) using Lego figures. For the 2010 World Cup, they also have South Africa vs Mexico and Germany vs Australia and I’m sure they will be adding more as the matches continue.

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Jun 14, 2010  •  In Infographics, Sports

The Evolution of the World Cup Ball

The New York Times Magazine has posted beautiful photographs of the all the balls used in the World Cup, starting from 1930!

And here I thought they were still using the black pentagons, white hexagons ball circa 1970. That just goes to show how much I know about soccer.

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Jun 14, 2010  •  In Baby, Parenting, Personal, Photography

Are Posed Infant Photos Creepy?

I’m sure I’ll get bashed for saying this, but I always found Anne Geddes photos a bit creepy.

I can certainly see the appeal. Babies! In cute poses! With adorable props! What’s not to like?

However, I always found them distasteful. And from a quick Google search, I have discovered that I am not alone in this viewpoint. I still can’t pinpoint the exact reason for my discomfort when looking at these photos. Perhaps a reader can shed some light?

At the same time, I certainly have nothing against people who like Anne Geddes’ work. After all, beauty — and art — is in the eye of the beholder.


Andy and Angela from “The Office” pose Jan’s baby for an Anne Geddes-inspired picture

Although the Anne Geddes heyday has passed with the 90s, I was reminded of these photos while talking with a friend last week.

“Are you going to take maternity photos?” she asked.

“I know hiring a professional photographer to take maternity photos is all the rage right now, but I personally would rather spend the money on things for the baby. If I really want photos, I can just ask J to take them,” I replied. After all, J is turning out to be quite the photographer — he even gets regular “assignments” from a local park!

“What about a professional photo shoot for right after the baby is born?”

“The same. We can just take the pictures ourselves.”

“Okay, good, because I think those posed baby pictures are creepy. Not all of them, but the ones where it’s obvious that the baby is posed, or using props that are not an everyday part of the baby’s life.

Now, that was unexpected! While I think Anne Geddes photos are a bit weird, I personally don’t have a problem with the types of newborn photo shoots that are popular with so many new parents these days.

Curious to see if my friend was a lone voice in the crowd, I showed J some photos from a popular newborn photographer.

“Yep! Definitely creepy!” he pronounced. “When we take pictures of our baby, we’ll most certainly not do anything like that.”

I then showed the photos to my parents, who agreed with J.

“Why would you leave your baby naked and cold and uncomfortable like that just for some pretty pictures?” they asked. “And some of those poses and props look downright dangerous!

What do you think? Are posed newborn photos creepy?

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Jun 14, 2010  •  In Art/Design, Home, Wishlist

Sunflower Coasters

I am loving these coasters/pads designed by Sunny Chung for Toast Living. Made of colorful silicon, they can be used folded and square, or unfolded to form delightful petals for your cup, pot, or pan.

Via Yanko Design.

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Jun 13, 2010  •  In Blogging, Comang, Personal

Pooped Out

I’m sorry for yesterday and today’s lack of updates. After having overnight guests and hosting a weekend full of World Cup festivities, we are nothing short of pooped.

Even the little guy shares in our fatigue:

I know we have a nice DSLR with which we can take fabulous photos. I also know that I can draw back the curtains to let in some light into the dim living room before attempting to take any pictures in these dismal light conditions. But I am too tired and lazy so you’ll just have to make do with this fuzzy, noise-filled camera phone picture.

I’ll be back soon with regular updates, I swear.

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