Jul 11, 2009  •  In Funny, Movies

“Welcome to The Rock”

Guess what movie is playing on TNT right now! Another Nicholas Cage classic, The Rock

This movie always brings a smile to my face because it reminds me of my friend Steve, who is undoubtedly one of the funniest people I know. Not too long after the movie was released, he flexed his arm and asked me to feel it.

“Err…why?”

“Just do it!”

As soon as my hand made contact with his bicep, he said, in a perfect Sean Connery impersonation…

“Welcome to…The Rock.”

A full 13 years later, I still think that this is one of the best pickup lines I’ve ever heard.

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Jul 4, 2009  •  In Cute, Funny

Have an LOLCat Independence Day!

Happy July 4th! May your stomaches be full of yummy BBQ food and your senses be overloaded with mind-blowing fireworks!

Via Fark.

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Jul 3, 2009  •  In Blogging, Funny, Personal, Web

Google Knows Me

If you have a Google Profile and you’re signed into your account, try doing a Google search for the word “me.”

Your profile shows up as the first result! How freakin cool (and stalkerish) is that?

Via The Steve Rubel Lifestream.


Some people would never share their full name on their blog. I no longer have any qualms about it. I have been blogging since 2001. I blog for a website that gets more than 6 million hits a month. I get recognized on the streets…heck I’ve even gotten recognized the last time I was on the west coast. And just earlier this week, I was telling a friend how the funniest comments I’ve ever gotten from a stranger has to be, “Hey I know you, I’ve seen you on my friend’s Facebook!”

So as demonstrated in this post, my online life is out there for the world to see. If you really wanted to find out my full name, where I live, who I really am, etc, I doubt you will have much trouble.

Why not just embrace it and make some new friends along the way?

These links are on my sidebar, but just in case you didn’t know…

My Facebook

My Twitter

Thanks for reading once again!

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Jul 1, 2009  •  In Art/Design, Career, Infographics

The Best Resumé Ever

Yeah, I know you were expecting something silly and immature. But my jaw seriously dropped when I saw this resumé featured on Web2.0h…Really? (click to enlarge):

Because in the creative world, there’s nothing like setting yourself apart from the others. And what better way to showcase your talent via a visually stunning and meticulous representation of your skillset?


ETA: It also doesn’t hurt that I have an unhealthy obsession with charts, graphs, and the organization of data.

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Jul 1, 2009  •  In Music, Personal, Reviews

A Digital Piano to Call My Own

Having played the piano since the age of 5, I always pictured my “grown-up” home featuring a baby grand nearside an oversized window.

What I didn’t realize is that city living on a limited budget does not allow for such luxuries.

Sometime last year I decided that a digital/electric piano would fit the bill. It would allow me to practice in private and would definitely take up less space than an acoustic instrument.

I immediately began saving, and per my usual self, began to do crazy research for the perfect digital piano under $2,000 (thank you, Piano World Forums!).

Unfortunately, my job situation (or lack thereof) put a halt to my savings plan.

Until I received my tax refund, that is.

Having a husband who works for the big G has its benefits. He contacted his employee concierge service and asked where we can get my desired piano, within 20 miles of Manhattan, at the best price. They replied within 24 hours with a referral at almost $200 off the list price.

The very week that my tax refund was deposited into my bank account, we trekked to a local Sam Ash and bought my very own digital piano.

The Roland FP-4

During my research, I found that the best brands in the sub-$2,000 range were Yamaha, Roland, Kawai, and Casio.

However, I have not had the best experience with Kawais in the past, and Casios felt a bit flimsy to me.

I did more research into the Yamaha vs Roland debate.

What I discovered was that at my price range, it was really a matter of preference.

Yamahas tend to have brighter sounds with “spring-y” keys, more akin to the American style. They are optimal for fast pieces and is the preferred brand for a large majority of professionals.

Rolands are optimized for those who prefer a more romantic sound, similar to those of the old European pianos.

Personally, I preferred the feel of the Roland over the Yamaha.

At first, I was interested in the Roland FP-7, but found that the FP-4 has all the features I need at a lower price. The main difference between the two is that the FP-7 has more electronic features such as a better display and a USB port.

The FP-7 also has better built-in speakers than the FP-4, but I do not need top-of-the-line sound in my little apartment. I also would’ve been happy with run-of-the-mill headphones, but J insisted that we buy a pair of very nice Sennheiser headphones…and I am so happy I did. With the headphones, my FP-4 sounds delightful, much better than the majority of pianos I’ve played in my life.

My piano playing level is nowhere as good as I once was, but I’m starting to get it back. I’ve also been playing in my church’s praise band, something I had done back in high school.

Maybe one day, I’ll be courageous enough to hit the “record” button and upload a piece on this blog.

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Jun 30, 2009  •  In Funny, Web

Online Journalism

Not only has our attention span gotten shorter over the years, everyone must digg/email/share in order for the story to hold any significance. Oh, and we can’t forget the unnecessary comments such as “First!”

How sad but true…

Via YesButNoButYes.

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Jun 26, 2009  •  In Entertainment, Personal

An Interrupted Nap and “The Lean”

Folks from my parents’ generation can recall exactly where they were when they heard that JFK was assassinated.

I thought that the equivalent in my generation was the tragic passing of Princess Diana, but now we have another.

I was taking my afternoon nap (I’ve been sleeping so poorly at night that I’ve resorted to taking power naps throughout the day) when J burst through the door. The first words out of his mouth were, “Did you hear? Michael Jackson died.”

“No he didn’t.”

“I’m serious. Look at your Twitter feed. Turn on the TV.”

I groggily flipped open my laptop and waited for Twhirl to load my latest Tweets as J flipped on the television.

Rest in peace, King of Pop.


There is no denying that my favorite MJ dance is the “Thriller” zombie dance. However, “The Lean” from “Smooth Criminal” has always fascinated me…

Is it wires? Impeccable balance?

Today, Gizmodo explained the secret behind “The Lean”…it’s all in the shoes!

Trying to lean beyond one’s center of gravity normally leads to a giant, awkward step forward to retain balance, so to achieve the 45-degree angle he wanted, Michael and his dancers used special shoes as well as a trick in the stage floor. When the time came for the move, a peg-like aperture would protrude from the dance floor. The heel of the dancers’ shoes featured a triangular cut out that could be hitched onto the peg, anchoring the dancers to lean much farther forward, and thus blowing the world’s collective mind.

Now why didn’t I think of that?

You will be missed, MJ.

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Jun 25, 2009  •  In Cute, Geek, Star Wars

Star Wars Lego Wallpaper

My new desktop (click to enlarge):

Courtesy of Apartment Therapy Unplugged.

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Jun 23, 2009  •  In Entertainment, Movies, Personal

Back with a Vengeance

I shall make no excuses. I have been a bad blogger, and that is that.

I resolve to:

    • Get back into my regular blogging rhythm

 

    • Go through my starred items in Gmail and inbox in Facebook and reply to all the messages that have been pouring in (I am so sorry!)

 

    • Finish going through my wedding photos (1 year and 2 months after the event) and continue my wedding-day recaps on Weddingbee

 

    • Re-design my banner

 

I shall conclude this apologetic post with these yummy photos from Tim Burton’s upcoming movie, Alice in Wonderland. Released just yesterday, these images have already been feverishly circulated around the interweb. What can I say? Tim Burton is a freakin genius, providing nothing short of visual masterpieces with each film.

Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter (which I previously blogged about):

Helena Bonham-Carter as the Red Queen:

Anne Hathaway as the White Queen:

Alice:

Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum:

Some additional concept art:

Needless to say, I can’t wait to see this movie!

(all images courtesy of ComingSoon.net)

*****

ETA: Also on the “I resolve to” list above is “Comment frequently on friends’ blogs!”

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Apr 2, 2009  •  In Funny, Geek, Personal

This Is Not an April Fools’ Day Joke…

(Before I start this entry, I want to thank everyone for your comments, emails, and messages. I am doing my best to respond – sorry it’s taking so long!)

I have never been a fan of April Fools’ Day, the reason being that I am a naturally trusting person.

Alright, I admit it – I am downright gullible.

As in, I actually did check to see if the word “gullible” was in the dictionary when someone told me otherwise.

I have been in a confused state of mind the entire day, especially while checking my feeds on Google Reader.

Has the Guardian really gone all Twitter?

Where can I download the 3D version of Google Chrome?

How can I enable AutoPilot on my Gmail?

Wow, CERN has redeemed itself from the Large Hadron Collider disaster by discovering the cell that triggered the Big Bang!

Nooooo! Steve Carell can not leave The Office!

I know that Android is being considered for a netbook…but are GM and Ford really collborating to bring forth an Android car?

And, most importantly, has Google really actualized Skynet with the creation of CADIE?

(BTW, does Google do anything except come up with April Fools’ Day jokes?)

I’m relieved that the day is coming to an end, and I can relax with a new episode of South Park.

In the meantime, I have a favor to ask of you, my readers, and it is not an April Fools’ Day joke.

My friends have entered their 240 sqft studio in Apartment Therapy’s Small Cool 2009 Contest. And they need you to vote for them!

Head on over to their entry page and click on the “Thumbs Up” icon to submit your vote (you’ll need to register for the site first, which is free and painless). That’s it.

Voting will end in 48 hours, so please take 3 minutes to go vote for them! I’ve been to their apartment, and it’s cozy and gorgeous…not to mention, they put in a lot of work to make it this way – they really deserve to win!

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