Sep 16, 2008  •  In Geek, Personal, Reviews

My Short-Lived Stint as a ChaCha Guide

Have you heard of ChaCha? It is a mobile answering service. Want to make reservations at a restaurant but you don’t have their number? Need to find movie times? Have a curiously nagging yet random question you want answered right away? Just call 800-2ChaCha or text your question to 242242 and receive a text response (from a live person) in just a few minutes!


(image via HackCollege)

The best part is, ChaCha is free (aside from texting fees from your mobile carrier) – at the time, the company relies on ads for their income.

When I heard that ChaCha is hiring guides, aka the human counterparts, for their service, I immediately perked up. Guides are paid $0.10 per completed answer. It’s not a great source of income, but a source of supplemental cash nonetheless. In addition, I would be researching and learning new material every time I perform a search for a customer…sign me up!

After reading through training material and going through an initial test, I was pretty excited. The test questions were interesting, and a couple were actually pretty difficult to find on the web. My brain tickled with joy as more and more useless (but stimulating) trivia entered my pool of knowledge.

A couple of days later, I received notification that I had passed the test. I was now a ChaCha guide!

Now I’ll try to be as subjective as possible here. The training material warned about pranks and jokes as well as sexually explicit or offensive questions, and offered guidance on how to handle these queries. However, I was greatly discouraged to see that the majority of questions I received in my first week were, for a lack of better words, a waste of time. Here are some of the questions that stand out in my mind:

How can I get a guy to like me?

You guys rock!

whats ur favorite position?

Are you a democrat or republican?

Is the police aloud to spread your butt cheeks??

As you can see, some weren’t questions at all. Others were very open-ended questions, while some were very sexually explicit. One question made me wonder if the person was seeking help on a school assignment, as it asked for an analysis on a poem. Many were spelled incorrectly, which makes me want to not take the person seriously at all.

I did receive some legitimate questions, such as inqueries for phone numbers. But these requests were far and few between.

I know that ChaCha has no control over what its customers do, so I do not blame them at all. However, I do not think I will be returning as a guide…as there are way too many people with too much time on their hands using its services.

I do want to state that I think ChaCha is a good concept – as such, I will be using them as a customer.

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Sep 15, 2008  •  In Books, Reviews

Book Review: Twilight

I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Harry Potter fan. I love fantasy books as well as thrillers and mysteries. And I still hold a soft place in my heart for the young adult genre, which kept me company during those lonely nights as an awkward and socially inept teenager.

So when Breaking Dawn, the fourth book in the Twilight Saga, was released last month to much acclaim and publicity, I knew that I had to check out the series. And so I picked up a copy of Twilight, the book that started it all.

As a bona fide bookworm, I consider myself well-read. And although preferences can definitely come into play when reviewing a book, I like to think that I can usually distinguish good books from the bad. My personal criteria for a good book is simple:

  1. Style of writing. Imaginative, original copy that paints vivid and memorable pictures in my mind.
  2. Plot. I know plenty of authors whom I wouldn’t consider to be good writers; however, they are great story tellers.

Not all of my favorite authors or books fall into both categories. However, it is only when both criteria are met that I stamp a book with Jenny’s gold star of approval.

With that being said, I’m sorry to report that Twilight embodies neither good writing nor good plot.

The characters are bland and one-dimensional. The narration left much to be desired. The dialogue was unrealistic and uninteresting.

How did this become a #1 seller?

Needless to say, I will not be picking up books 2-4.

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Sep 15, 2008  •  In Finance, NYC, Personal

Another Gloomy Day in Manhattan

The beautiful weather today does little to quell the current situation in Wall Street.

My morning commute was a somber one. Thumbs flew across BlackBerries with more flurry than usual. Newspaper headlines flashed:

“Anxious Morning on Wall Street as Lehman Makes Chapter 11 Filing, Merrill Is Sold, AIG Seeks Cash” (Wall Street Journal)

“Stocks Slide as 2 Wall St. Banks Falter” (New York Times)

“Bank Shot: Wall Street Catastrophe for Lehman and Merrill” (New York Post)

“Wall of Fear: Markets brace for morning after massive bank shakeup” (New York Daily News)

The subways and streets were strangely devoid of financiers, as those who still have their jobs intact had already reported to work hours earlier.

It’s strange to think that New York, once a seemingly-indestructible giant in finance, now only boasts two securities firms (Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs).

J and I do not work in finance so the recent turn of events does not affect us directly. However, we have many friends and family who do – we’re sitting on pins and needles as we wait for our phone calls, emails, and messages to be returned.

Meanwhile, I can’t help but worry myself sick as stories like these flood my Google Reader:

Panic on Trading Floor: Lehman Files for Bankruptcy, Gothamist.

The Day Wall Street Died, Curbed.

Wall Street Debacle Will Have Ramifications for Manhattan Housing, True Gotham.

Lehman Files For Chapter 11, BoA Buys Merril Lynch, Consumerist.

“America’s financial system was shaken to its core on Sunday,” Boing Boing.

I even happened upon this eBay listing, from an ex-Lehmans employee who is selling his Lehmans swag after being laid off over the weekend:

Lehman Brothers Employee swag-Operating Principles Cube

Own a piece of Lehman Brothers history as its being made.

As of now an ex Lehman Employee (just a programmer… I didnt make the mess!), I don’t have much to show for my years there. One memorable item I did grab is a neat bit of office swag that we all found on our desks one morning in 2007 to help us all keep in mind the Operating Principles. It’s a cool cube made of smaller cubes that opens up in different ways and you can read all the different principles like… “Demonstrating smart risk management” (photo 2)

I had mine at my desk in good shape but a colleague broke it… so he gave me his UNOPENED and still shrink wrapped. I kept it that way. It comes with an enclosed note from managment talking about the success of the firm (See photo 3). And the box it came in. If only they could have seen ahead to now…

I am taking this opportunity to at least get something back from my years there. This is a real one-of-a-kind piece of corporate memorabilia in MINT condition. Its employee swag not even client swag so you won’t find these around. I wish management listened to the same things on this cube! Then my good friends…talented people wouldn’t be out of a job. Anyway how you like it and enjoy it…

I still can’t decide whether to laugh or cry over this listing…

Let’s all pray for the best.

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Sep 12, 2008  •  In Funny

McCain & Nighy

Is it just me or does Cindy McCain look like Viktor (Bill Nighy’s character) from the movie Underworld?

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Sep 11, 2008  •  In Thursday Geek-isms

Thursday Geek-isms

Last night, while walking in SoHo, I noticed twin, parallel spotlights glowing just south of us. Being the idiot that I am, I asked, “Ooh, what’s going on over there? Is it a party? A premiere? Let’s go check it out!”

You may now commence throwing your stones at me.

The city of New York is eerily solemn today. I can’t believe it’s been seven years, because it feels like it was just last year that I watched the smoke rising from the Twin Towers.

9/11…a day to remember and reflect.

Sep 11, 2008  •  In Personal

A Spike in Traffic

Yesterday, the great and mighty Neatorama linked to my Top 5 Star Wars Designs and What Inspired Them post in their 6 Things Inspired by Einstein.

I almost let out a scream when I saw the one-sentence reference to my lil’ ol’ blog on one of my favorite sites on the web. Needless to say, I was ecstatic and beyond delighted. My feet even moved to perform a little jig under my desk while I was seated at my desk at work.

My traffic continued to grow as other sites – even TheForce.Net (!!!) –  picked up on the story. Usually my Google Analytics graph resembles this:


(image via Flickr)

This morning, my traffic graph looked like this:


(image via Flickr)

A big thank you to Neatorama and all the other sites that linked to me yesterday! And welcome to all my new visitors!

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Sep 10, 2008  •  In Funny, Geek

We’re Still Alive!

As a follow-up to yesterday’s post, we’re still alive! The LHC has successfully completed its first round of testing!

Here is a picture from the control room:


(image via Slashdot)

Yeah, I have no idea what it means either.

However, just because the first beam test worked doesn’t mean we can rest easily. This was only a test, people! Who knows what will happen in the coming months as they start really colliding particles in this thing?

The first first collision won’t happen until October 21, 2008. Mark your calendars!

Just in case you’re wondering, here’s a simple website to see if the large hadron collider has destroyed the world yet:

http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

Enjoy!

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Sep 9, 2008  •  In Funny, Geek, Personal

In Case the World Comes to an End Tomorrow…

Unless you have been living in a cave, you should know that CERN is flipping the ‘On’ switch on its $10 billion Large Hadron Collider (LHC) tomorrow.


(image via the NYTimes)

The LHC hopes to re-create conditions that last existed when the universe was less than a trillionth of a second old. This comic by PHD Comics explains:

Imagine two beams of particles traveling at 0.999 the speed of light…

Each made of protons bunched together carrying the equivalent energy of an aircraft carrier at 60 km/h and squeezed into an area the size of your pinky finger.

The two beams circle each other around a 27 km underground tunnel near the Swiss Alps until…

…and operator hits a switch and they collide!

What happens next?

While the legendary Stephen Hawking has bet against the success of the machine, some have theorized that the world will come to an end tomorrow – heck, scientists are even getting death threats!

However, according to an official statement from the LHC Safety Assessment group, the world will most likely not end tomorrow – you have a greater chance of “suddenly evaporating while shaving.”

Good to know!

But just in case the world does come to a screeching halt tomorrow and we are sucked into an abyss of pain and torture à la Event Horizon (aka the scariest movie ever), there are a few things I would like to say to a a few select people, in no particular order:

I’m sorry that your kids are ugly.

Remember that hot night we had at __________ on ______? Turns out it wasn’t that hot.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

I would turn into a lesbian for you.

I know you snuck in late to our wedding. And thanks for the no gift!

I would rather get a thousand paper cuts and be dipped into a vat of sweat than spend another minute with you.

Size does matter.

I have recurring dreams about you, alternating between my beating the crap out of you with a golf club and us making out passionately at Chuck E. Cheese.

I miss you so much it hurts sometimes.

Obviously I can go on and on, but I’ll stop.

You can watch the LHC in action, live, at http://webcast.cern.ch/index.html tomorrow at 9am CEST (GMT +2).

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Sep 8, 2008  •  In Career, Finance, Marketing/Advertising, NYC

The Best Salesman in the World

The last time I was in San Francisco, I ran into the world-famous Bushman as many other tourists do at Fisherman’s Wharf. After getting the crap scared out of me, I had a little chat with him, and even asked, “Do you make enough money doing this?”

“Hell yeah, I sent two kids through college doing this.”


(image source)

Now I have no idea if this claim is true or fale, but his Wikipedia page indicates that he makes up to $60,000 a year – well above the U.S. average annual income.

I was reminded of the Bushman as I read a blog post titled The Best Salesman in the World at Get Rich Slowly.

Joe Ades, dubbed “the gentleman grafter,” may possibly be the best salesman in the world.

Mr. Ades was born the seventh child of a poor widower in Manchester, England. He now owns a 3-bedroom Park Ave apartment. He and his wife dine at some of the finest establishments in New York, and never get turned down for a table.

So what exactly does Mr. Ades do? How has he found such success?

Wearing pristine British gentleman garb, Joe Ades sits at a corner of midtown Manhattan and sells potato peelers. At $5 a pop.

See him in action here:

Get Rich Slowly estimates that Mr. Ades makes about $200/hr selling these potato peelers.

I’ve never had the chance of running into Mr. Ades, but after watching this video I have a sudden urge to go seek him out – because I now want a peeler!

Joe Ades’ remarkable story even made the pages of Vanity Fair last year. If you have the time, read it – it’s a terrific narrative of a New York legend.

It just goes to show that you don’t need to go the conventional route to succeed. If you have a special talent or an extraordinary idea, keep pushing forward with it. Because even at $5 a pop, you can still become a financial success.

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Sep 5, 2008  •  In Thursday Geek-isms

Thursday Geek-isms

Football season has officially started! Although I’ve always enjoyed the sport, I was never into it as much as basketball. However, this season I decided to join my first fantasy football league in order to get more exposure from the most popular sport in the US.

J is overjoyed at the prospect as he is a football nut and joins multiple fantasy football leagues every year. He was genuinely happy, helping me with my draft and coaching me on the finer prospects of the online game.

He also has ulterior motives: he knows that due to my nature, I will research the subject like crazy, making multiple charts, graphs, and spreadsheets as I organize the information I have absorbed. “And you know that, as your husband, [albeit not legally] I am privy to this data,” he said with a smirk.

We’ll see, mister.

  1. Eraser with 28 Corners, TokyoMango. I used to be one of those wasteful children who would discard erasers as soon as they lost their corners. This design is ingenius. I wish I can research product design forever.
  2. Want Video Games To Appeal To Women? Make ‘Em Pink & More Child-Like, Jezebel. Am I the only one who finds this insulting? I enjoy complex video games, and yes, many of them are violent. I like it when men shout at the screen, because heck I do it too. What I dislike are pink, jewel-encrusted gaming hardware or men who expect me to watch them play and  “help spot snipers.” This panel is a disgrace to women gamers everywhere.
  3. Study: Musical improvisation shuts down your brain’s “overthinking”, Collision Detection. While I have been known to improvise once in a while, I do not particularly like it. I could never put my finger on the cause, but now I think I’ve figured it out. Many have told me over the years that I think too much…and I like to think. Is this the problem? Because the “overthinking” parts of my brain get shut down, leaving me feeling powerless and unproductive? Hmm…
  4. HOWTO dispose of murdered bodies, Boing Boing. I love Ask Metafilter. It’s one of my favorite time-wasters, filled with humor as well as practical advice and random information. Well, this featured question takes the cake. Too bad I knew most of the answers from watching too much CSI.
  5. A Profile of a Profile of Charlie Kaufman, Mental Floss Blog. My favorite magazine plus my favorite screenwriter. Need I say more?
  6. Daewoo Takes Room Divider into 21st Century: Digital Screens in the Screen, Gizmodo. As a person of Asian descent, I am very familiar with these screens/room dividers. In fact, my parents used to make them – my father the painting and assembly, my mother the embroidery. Although this is a pretty dope concept and looks nice, to boot, I like the originals better.
  7. 40 Creative Design Layouts: Getting Out Of The Box, Smashing Magazine. The thing about web design is that there are probably less than 5 original web layouts…and all the rest are variations of the original. These aren’t groundbraking, but still some great, “thinking out of the box” designs.
  8. Dr. Frankenstein’s Browser: The Strangely Obvious Ancestry of Google Chrome, Gizmodo. My Google reader was abuzz with article after article about Chrome, the new web browser from Google. I had trouble trying to decide which one to feature…then Gizmodo went and did it again by presenting an over-talked topic in a different way. (As a side note, I was quite angry that I found out about Chrome with the rest of the population. J defended his silence by asking, “Do you want me to get fired?” Hmmph. Fine, keep secrets from your pseudo-wife!)
  9. EARN: Helping Low-Wage Workers Learn to Save, Get Rich Slowly. There are many non-profit, financial education/assistance programs out there…but this was the first in years that really got me excited. While I have no use for the program, I can’t help but be hopeful for those who are eligible.
  10. Japanese wives wanting a divorce hire professional seducers, Boing Boing. In a nation where “irreconcilable differences” just don’t cut it, more “thinking out of the box” companies swoop in to cash in. Morally correct? No. Amusing read? Yes.
  11. Is Cuil Killing Websites? TechCrunch. Another step back for the company that marketed itself as the “Google Killer.” I’m starting to feel somewhat sorry for the guys.
  12. Knicks acquire F Patrick Ewing Jr., Yahoo Sports. Holy pressure Batman! Will the boy be able to live up to his father, or is he doomed to forever linger in his dad’s shadow? (And that’s quite a large shadow, indeed.)