Jul 28, 2013  •  In Asian, Personal, Reviews

Taking Care of My Contacts and My Eyes, FOB-Style

Gather ’round, boys and girls! It’s time for show and tell: contact lens and eye care edition.

I’ve been wearing soft contact lenses for almost two(!) decades now, and I can’t believe I only just discovered the following contact lens care products. Yeah, yeah…a good portion of my readers are Asian and most likely have known about these for years. But I love them so much that I felt the need to write rave about them for those who might not be in the know.

First up is the iPool Contact Lens Auto Cleaner:

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The iPool uses a combination of vibrations and silver nano-particle technology to thoroughly clean your contact lenses. It doesn’t matter if you wear hard or soft lenses, regular or disposables — just drop your lenses inside the cute animal case, fill it with contact lens solution, place it onto the AAA battery-powered base, press the button and wait for at least 3 minutes.

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Jul 26, 2013  •  In Asian, Personal, Touching

Save Nina

This is Nina.

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She is a mother, wife, and daughter.

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Last September, Nina was diagnosed with diffuse large B-cell lymphoma.

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After 7 rounds of aggressive chemotherapy, the cancer went into remission…but it came back with a vengeance: this time, in her brain. 🙁  Nina is currently undergoing additional chemotherapy, but the aggressiveness of the disease requires an urgent stem cell transplant. And due to her Asian heritage (Thai and Chinese), finding a match has been very challenging. Doctors say that Nina has 1 in 20,000 chance of finding a match.

You may have already heard of the Save Nina campaign, as its supporters and volunteers have been doing one heckuva job in an effort to promote, and reach its goal of 20,000 bone marrow typings.

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But if you passed it over without taking action, I urge you to check it out again, especially if you are of Asian heritage.

Even if you’re a non-Asian who’s never heard of Nina, I ask you to get yourself typed and become a member of the national bone marrow registry. You can save a life! Seriously!

The process of getting typed is so simple and painless. All you need to do is get your cheeks swabbed. You can do it in person at a recruitment center or a bone marrow drive, or order a home typing kit completely free of charge. I myself joined the registry with a home typing kit, and it took all of 5 minutes to swab my cheeks, stick the pre-printed labels on the swabs, place them in the pre-packaged envelope, and drop it in the mail.

I confess that I have an ulterior motive for posting this story. I have never met Nina, but we were in the same tight-knit sorority in college so I have many friends who know Nina in real life. And they have nothing but nice things to say about her.

There’s also the fact that her son Donovan and my daughter Claire were born just a couple of weeks apart. When I think of my children growing up without a mother, and imagine that Nina must be thinking the same thing whenever she looks at her precious son, my heart can’t help but break for her.

As you can see from the banner above, Nina currently only has ONE MONTH left to find a bone marrow donor. So please, please consider joining the national bone marrow registry, either by stopping by a local recruitment center or ordering a kit online. Or, you can visit SaveNina.com and see if there’s a Save Nina Drive near you.

Even if you decide not to get yourself typed, you can help by spreading the word:

Save Nina (official website)

“Fighting Cancer to See Son Grow Up” (LATimes article)

“Save Nina Campaign Goes Viral With Hollywood Help” (NBC article)

Thanks for reading! Let’s all keep Nina and her family in our thoughts and prayers!

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Jul 24, 2013  •  In Art/Design, Entertainment, Geek, Web

Game of Thrones Costume Details

A Hollywood insider once told me that assistants are often a overlooked source of information, influence, and power.

Upon hearing that, I wondered to myself, ‘Well what about all the other “little” people involved in each movie and television show? Who knows? Even a grip can potentially hold significant insider scoop and leverage!’

Alright, so my overactive imagination probably got the better of me there. (And it’s likely that most people reading this wouldn’t know what a grip even does.) But can you imagine, in this day and age, the fangasms that would ensue if every talented member of a movie/TV production had an active Facebook page, a Twitter feed, or even…gasp…an updated, detailed blog?

And this is where Michelle Carragher comes in. She is an embroidery artist and illustrator for notable productions such as Elizabeth IPrince of Persia, and Stardust.

Oh, and did I mention Game of Thrones?

AND that she has a kickass blog which features numerous photos of her creations?

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Jul 23, 2013  •  In Funny, Geek, Web

If Superheroes Had Instagram

Of the following, Peter Parker seems to be most guilty of overusing hashtags. 😛

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I’d love to see more, Comediva! Hoping a new batch is in works for the future…

Via Geeks Are Sexy.

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Jul 22, 2013  •  In Asian, Beauty, Gadgets, Korean, Personal, Reviews, Web

Goofing Around with Cymera [Plasticizing Myself]

Over the weekend, my friend Carol posted “before” and “after” photos of herself using the smartphone photo app Cymera. Unlike most western photo editing apps, this Asian app (I’m pretty sure it originated in Korea, since its homepage is hosted by Cyworld) allows you to make numerous beauty edits, many of which are obviously catered for the Asian standards of beauty: large eyes, slim face, and clear, smooth skin, just to name a few.

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Everyone — including myself — who commented on the photos said that she looks better in the “before” version. I added that apps like these must have contributed to the increase of ulzzang‘s (the second definition’s the most accurate) in the recent years.

Nonetheless, I was intrigued. I knew that apps like Cymera existed, and that they are quite popular in Asia. (Xiaxue openly admits to using apps like this to “photoshop” herself before posting them online.) However, I had never tried one out for myself. What’s more, Cymera has an English interface and is readily available in the Google Play Store and iTunes!

Here’s my first try at using Cymera. The effects I used were: Big Eyes, Slim (makes your face slimmer), Makeup (false lashes and blush), and Cover Spots (makes your face clearer and smoother).

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Jul 20, 2013  •  In Aerin, Blogging, Funny, Geek, Personal

Mishmash

I wanted to pop in to give you a weekend update!

First up is Aerin’s developmental delays. Many people have been asking about her (a big thank you for your concern!), and the reason why I haven’t written an update is because there hasn’t been much progress.

The state of NJ organizes its early intervention program by divisions that consist of 3-4 counties, and the one for our county doesn’t seem very efficient, at least not in these initial stages. The number that the doctor gave us (which was confirmed via the web) is nothing but an answering service; they take down your information and tell you that someone will call you back within 2 business days. And even then, I haven’t received a callback on all the messages I’ve left.

And of course the two times that someone did call me (over a period of two weeks!), I wasn’t able to get to the phone.

After more than two weeks of playing phone tag, I was finally able to connect with someone yesterday. Following a brief interview, she told me…

That someone will be calling me sometime within the next week to schedule an evaluation.

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So we wait some more.

The next topic of discussion is this blog. Last weekend I had posted a poll asking what you thought of my lack of mobile support, and the majority of you said that I should just keep the design the way it is.

So for the time being, the Geek in Heels design will stay the same. However, I like the idea of a responsive design with an option to view the site in full. (And since such a large portion of the viewers prefer this site the way it is now, perhaps the existing design will be the default view and the visitor will have an option to switch to a responsive version?)  I will be working on that little by little, so it may be months before it’s ready.

In the meantime, I’ve decided that a good compromise would be making the site a more pleasant experience for you. If you stopped by in the past few days, you may have been met with some errors. I apologize for this, as I was am still working on optimizing cache methods, using a CDN, and making other changes to speed up this blog. So far, I have cut down on page load speed by about 60% and I’m hoping to do more!

Lastly…

In case you’re living under a rock…

This weekend is SDCC 2013. Oh how I wish I could be there! I’ve been bombarded by photos and messages from friends who are there to experience it in its full glory, in addition to all the Comic Con coverage in my AOL Reader.

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With the increased commercialism and immense popularity of SDCC in the recent years, the
“First-timer who has no idea what he’s getting himself into” is my favorite. 🙂 (image source)

will go one year. Correction: me, J, Claire, and Aerin will all go one year, hopefully in the near future, and go all-out in a family costume!

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Jul 19, 2013  •  In Entertainment, Movies

Casting Disney’s Animated Characters

A few days ago, GeekTyrant shared a list of actors and actresses that should play the live-action versions of Disney’s classic animated characters. 

The fantasy casting, originally created by Super Super Kawaii, includes many big names like Brad Pitt and Scarlett Johansson, and the vast majority of the thousands who have seen the list seem to be in agreement with the choices. (This, however, is purely based on the massive amount of reposts and small number of negative comments. And from my experience, the internet usually isn’t too kind to those who post opposing opinions. 😉 )

Personally, I only agree with about half the choices. And even then, the assessment may be flawed due to two reasons:

  1. The original creator of the list failed to label the pictures with the respective actors and actresses’ names. And I have no idea who some of them are, so I’m purely going by looks.
  2. I’m not super-familiar with some of the movies on the list. For example, I only saw Hercules once and I don’t remember much from it. So once again, the only deciding factor is physical.

Shall we begin?

Here’s The Little Mermaid:

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The casting of Ariel is a big NONONONONO for me. I have nothing against Amy Adams, but I could immediately think of another amber-tressed actress who not only possesses Ariel’s innocent, wide-eyed look, but can also bring the sass: Kate Mara.

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Jul 17, 2013  •  In Cute, Entertainment, Funny, Korean, Personal

Childhood Disappointment

If you grew up in Korea, or in a Korean household, you may be familiar with a children’s show called 뽀뽀뽀 (Popopo). According to its Korean Wikipedia page, it first aired on May 25, 1981 and has been in syndication since.

The show was probably most popular in the 1980s; I remember setting aside time every day to watch the educational variety show, full of skits, animations, songs, and dances.

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A scene from 뽀뽀뽀’s 30th Anniversary Special, which aired in 2011 (source)

Here’s where the story gets interesting. Starting from a very young age, I was able to see that the many puppets featured on the show were NOT human. Nothing special, right?

I also believed they were living, breathing creatures. Again, this is not atypical of a young child’s mind.

However, what was different was that I formed an entire conspiracy theory about these puppets. Because I never saw the puppets out on the streets, and because they were also missing from every zoo I visited (and believe me, I looked!), I was convinced that the studio had kidnapped them and was holding them hostage.

I never shared my suspicions with anyone, not even my parents. Because, you see, I thought that I had uncovered a nefarious plot on a level equal to that of the Kennedy assassination. (Alright, so I didn’t know about JFK back then. But in my little mind, it was JUST AS BIG.)

And when I finally expose the plot, bringing the villains to justice, I could take all the credit for it!  😈

Just how would a six-year-old do this? Well, you see, my uncle worked at MBC, the studio behind 뽀뽀뽀…

I looked forward to my family’s first trip to Seoul with great anticipation. And while my father, mother, and sister all oohed and aahed over all the celebrities, shows, and backstage happenings, I stayed quiet, knowing that the 뽀뽀뽀 portion of our tour was just around the corner.

“You guys watch 뽀뽀뽀, right?” My uncle finally said. “Of course you do. You’re kids! Here’s the 뽀뽀뽀 set!”

I kept my eyes peeled for the poor, unfortunate puppets. None in sight.

“Uncle, where is     (name of puppet I can’t remember)    ?” I asked.

“Oh, you want to see the puppets? They’re right here…”

And he opened the door to the puppet room. It was expectedly jam-packed with puppets. Puppets hanging on racks. Puppet clothes on hangers. Puppet body parts neatly stacked on shelves.

For a moment there, I was horrified. Mass executions! Puppet-cide! DECAPITATED PUPPETS!

Where were the cops?!???

…And then my common sense kicked in and I was finally able to see that these were, in fact, inanimate objects.

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A picture of me trying on a puppet head at MBC studios, circa 1986.
(Only now do I realize this particular puppet is a blatant ripoff of Minnie Mouse.)

Due to my embarrassment, I kept this incident under wraps for nearly two decades. When I finally confessed to my mother sometime in my mid-twenties, we both had a good laugh over my kooky imagination.

I hope my girls will immediately share with me suspicions like the one I had about 뽀뽀뽀’s puppets. Children’s imaginations are wonderful things, aren’t they? 🙂

And, because the 뽀뽀뽀 opening title song is so catchy…

Do you remember the lyrics? I do!

아빠가 출근할 때 뽀뽀뽀
엄마가 안아줘도 뽀뽀뽀
만나면 반갑다고 뽀뽀뽀
헤어질 땐 또 만나요 뽀뽀뽀
우리는 귀염둥이 뽀뽀뽀 친구
뽀뽀뽀 뽀뽀뽀 뽀뽀뽀 친구 

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Jul 14, 2013  •  In Entertainment, Geek, Movies, Weird

The Pixar Theory

Internet nerd John Negroni has blown my mind.

While the idea that all Pixar movies exist within the same universe isn’t entirely new, he has taken it a step further and postulated The Pixar Theory: a detailed proposition that all Pixar characters are part of the same universe, backed up by a believable timeline that incorporates all the movies into one narrative.

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The first movie in the timeline is Brave, which he points out provides an explanation for animals and inanimate objects that talk.

Centuries later, the animals from Brave that have been experimented on by the witch have interbred, creating a large-scale population of animals slowly gaining personification and intelligence on their own. There are two progressions: the progression of the animals and the progression of artificial intelligence. The events of the following movies set up a power struggle between humans, animals, and machines.

Following Brave, Negroni presents a stage for all-out war in regards to animals set by RatatouilleUp, and Finding Nemo, in that order.

The A.I. portion starts with The Incredibles, then progresses to the Toy Story movies, CarsWall-E, and Cars 2 (again, in that order). And since there are no humans left on planet Earth, A Bug’s Life thus becomes a post-apocalyptic film.  😮

Time progresses, and the final movie in the timeline is introduced:

Humanity, machines, and animals grow in harmony to the point where a new super species is born. Monsters. The monsters civilization is actually Earth in the incredibly distant future. . . .

In Monsters Inc., they have an energy crisis because they are in a future earth without humans. Humans are the source of energy, but thanks to the machines, again, the Monsters find a way to use doors to travel to the human world. Only, it’s not different dimensions.

Wait, what? Time travel? Oh yes he went there! And he manages to take it a step further by tying Monsters, Inc. back to the movie that started it all…

BOO GROWS UP TO BECOME THE WITCH IN BRAVE.

😯

This is only the very basic gist of it. You have to head over to the link to appreciate the Pixar Theory in all its glory, to read about all the little things that tie so many of the movies together (including a canceled Pixar movie that would also fit into this universe).

I think my brain just exploded from too much amazing.

Via Neatorama.

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Jul 13, 2013  •  In Blogging, Geek, Personal, Web

Weekend Poll

According to Google Analytics, about 1/3 of the visitors to this site are on a mobile phone, while around 10% of my total traffic stem from tablets.

And I imagine that these numbers will continue to get higher with the advancement of technology, decrease in prices, and wider adaptation of mobile devices.

When I first set out to design this current WordPress theme, my original plan was to make it responsive.


A responsive design changes the layout of a page depending on the size of the screen. (image source)

However, I was too eager to get a new template prepared that I did not thoroughly study up on the method I said “Screw it” and took the easier route of a static design.

As more and more people are using their smartphones and/or tablets in lieu of a standalone computer, the thought that I should make this blog more mobile-friendly has been constantly weighing on my mind.

But…it’s a lot of work. And I would have to choose between two methods —

The first is a plugin that would easily create a mobile version of this WordPress blog. I would most likely go with WPtouch, which would turn my frontpage into something like this:

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Notice that in the right screen, there is an option to turn off the mobile theme, which I really like. 🙂

The biggest con to this method is that — as you can see — the mobile version of my site would be very bare-bones and frankly, kinda ugly. Not to mention the fact that you would need to click on each post to view anything further than the title and metadata, which I know a lot of my readers hate.

That being said, if I do decide to go with WPtouch, I will most likely invest in the pro version somewhere down the road. WPtouch Pro allows for much more customization, as you can see below:

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The second option is to go with my original plan with a responsive layout. I’ve even found a method that gives users the option to view the site in full mode.

But, once again, it’s A LOT of additional work on my part. (And I don’t want to pay someone to do it for me when I can do it myself.) Additionally — and I know I’m in the minority here — I’m just not a big fan of responsive design. ManageWP has a great article titled “5 Reasons Why Responsive Design Is Not Worth It” with which I wholeheartedly agree.

So the biggest question standing in the way of my turning my site responsive is: is all the additional work worth it? Do my readers even care about this stuff?

What do you guys think? I’d love to get your opinions on the matter, and possibly even learn about other options.

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