May 8, 2013  •  In Books, Entertainment, Funny, Personal, Sports

Poppin’ in to Wave Hi

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Call me Busy Lizzie. Life isn’t crazier than usual, but it requires my spending less time from this blog. I know most of you don’t really care, but I’d like to indulge my stalkers and overshare the mundane.
So here it is, the top 5 things that have been keeping me busy…
(Cue deep announcer voice)
Number 5…
The NBA Playoffs. The Knicks haven’t made it to round 2 in THIRTEEN YEARS.  And while they still have some kinks to work out (and they shouldn’t be partying the night before games…ahem Smith!), my boys are looking pretty good. Just check out…

May 7, 2013  •  In Entertainment, Funny, Video Games

If Video Games Were Drugs

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This is why I refuse to play Civilization; my personality would assure a complete addiction. 

Did you notice heroin is not on the list? It’s because heroin doesn’t need a video game to represent it; it already has Heroin Hero. 
(from the Guitar Queer-O episode of South Park)
Via Dorkly.…

May 2, 2013  •  In Entertainment, Funny

Showrunner Swap: Game of Thrones vs. Parks and Recreation

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Last week’s issue of Entertainment Weekly had a brilliant piece which hypothesizes what an episode of Game of Thrones would look like if helmed by the Parks and Recreation showrunner, and vice versa. I got quite a few laughs out of this one-page spread, so I knew I had to scan it for you guys.

And, because squinting at an image is probably not your thing…
GAME OF THRONES By Parks and Recreation co-creator/exec producer Michael Schur (and exec producer Dan Goor)
Act 1 Daenerys Stormborn rides her Khalasar and the 8,000 Unsullied out of Astapor. Looking out at the vast emptiness of the desert,…

Apr 24, 2013  •  In Funny, Movies

The Other Rules of Fight Club

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Everyone knows the first rule of Fight Club. What they don’t know is that there actually exist 20 additional rules…which have just been revealed for the first time by Mandatory. Enjoy!…