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Project: Deliver a Baby

A funny list of how a baby would be delivered in the corporate IT world — A Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month. A Developer is a person who thinks it will take four and a half months to deliver a baby. The Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. The Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. A Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. The Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. The Documentation Team doesn't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document...

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Happy Turkey Day

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. This picture of Turkzilla was too good to pass up. Courtesy of Boing Boing. There are many, many things to be thankful for this year. But right now, at this moment, at 6:14am on Thanksgiving Day morning, I am most thankful for our cradle swing that calmed down my daughter who suffered from a poop explosion at 5am and would not go back to sleep despite my best efforts. I hope everyone has a tasty, fun, and restful holiday. ...

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All o’Y’all Look Alike

An old coworker used to joke to me that all Asians look alike to her. While some may find this offensive, I knew that it was all in jest and chided right back that all white people look the same to me. I think that being Asian myself has helped me become familiar with specific features that are common within the various Asian races; I am usually pretty good when it comes to guessing whether a person is Chinese / Japanese / Korean / Filipino / Vietnamese / Thai / etc. That being said, when I stumbled upon a website called Asian Look-Alikes, where you are prompted to guess the ethnicity of the pictured person just based on their looks, I was...

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