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Top 10 Signs You (And Your Friends) Are Addicted to Candy Crush

Candy pieces dance around in front of your eyes as you drift off to sleep every night. You know which levels are the hard ones because of the sheer amount of people complaining about them (30, 35, 65. 97, and 98). That damn. Last. JELLY. You know which of your friends are slackers at work, and/or have too much free time on their hands, by their response times to your life requests and episode unlock requests. Thinking about chocolate bars makes you clench your fists in anger and frustration. You regularly scroll forward to see who's ahead of you. You regard those who are like 45 levels ahead of you with a mixture of awe ("I'm not worthy!"), envy ("Man, I wish I had that...

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More Painful Than Stepping on LEGOs

The internet has a tendency to dramatize certain mundane life events, wouldn't you say?  ;-) And if you're reading this, it probably means that you're familiar with the trends and memes of the popular web which also leads me to believe you've heard of the "stepping on a LEGO piece while barefoot" mania. (source) Yes, stepping on LEGO pieces hurt like a mofo. But over the 2+ years of my being a parent, I can say that I have found something even more painful to step on when you're barefoot...

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