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Capitalism: A Love Story

On October 2, Michael Moore's new movie Capitalism: A Love Story will be released. Although I don't agree with all of Mr. Moore's political views, his last movie Sicko was an eye-opener and I couldn't help but cringe at our flawed healthcare system. As a victim of this recession, I will be sure to watch Capitalism. It is discouraging to live so close to the heart of the problem (Wall Street) and witness these executives continue to prey upon others' money. Do you plan on watching this movie? ...

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The Blunt Man’s Plot Summaries

postmodernbarney.com has a list of movie and television show plot summaries that you will simply not forget. Here are my favorites: 300: Gays kill blacks. 8 MILE: White man successfully coopts black culture to impress other whites. BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome. BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group. BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S: Pretty redneck girl fools socialites, flirts with gay gigolo. BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor. CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children. DEBBIE DOES DALLAS: Cheerleaders develop valuable entrepreneurial skills. DEEP THROAT: Medical anomaly earns woman new friends. DEMOLITION MAN: In a future where crime is completely eradicated, a black man steals and murders. DOCTOR...

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My Awesome HP6 Experience (No Spoilers)

Last night, as a true geek, I attended the 12:01am show for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. I loved the movie - I think it was the best Harry Potter movie yet, although most of my friends disagree. There was a perfect balance of variations from the book vs keeping true to the overall feel of the story. Many have complained that the Half Blood Prince was slow-moving and lacked the excitement and action of the previous five movies, but I think that the screenwriter, director, and producers did a fantastic adaptation of an exposition-heavy story that is ultimately a set-up for the next and final book of the series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But I digress. Apart from the...

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Lee Byung Hun in G.I. Joe… Unmasked!

While Hallyu (aka the Korean Wave) has been sweeping across the eastern hemisphere like a tazmanian devil on crack, Korean stars have yet to penetrate the fickle and demanding world of Hollywood. Until just recently, Korean celebrities' foray into American pop culture could be summed up in two words: epic fail. Take Rain, for example. Rain, who is possibly the most popular male celebrity in all of Asia - voted the second most influential person in the world by a Time magazine poll in 2008 - managed to gain some recognition when Stephen Colbert challenged him to a dance-off: However, his first venture into Hollywood, playing the part of Taejo Togokahn in the disaster of a movie known as Speed Racer, went seemingly...

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