Mar 18, 2011  •  In Beauty, Korean, Personal

Korean V-Line Product

Lately my mother has been obsessed with my appearance. She is a firm believer that having a baby ages a woman like no other, and constantly harangues me to continue to have a beauty routine despite my being a SAHM with practically no social life.

A couple of weeks ago she gifted me a lotion and an eyelash lengthening serum. Both products, she explained, were being advertised everywhere in the Korean-American media as being tremendously effective (the former for moisturizing and anti-aging properties, and the latter as a RevitaLash-type product that is especially formulated for short and sparse East Asian eyelashes).

Along with these two products came a third box. My mother wasn’t sure what it was, but informed me that it came as a gift for purchasing the aforementioned items and thought that I might enjoy it as well.

Upon further examination of the gift product, I let out a loud laugh. It was a Korean V-Line product!

(If you recall, I have written about the Korean obsession with small faces and face shapes before. A V-Line is a highly-coveted feature that describes a pointed chin and sharp jaws that form the shape of a V…some Korean girls even resort to jaw-shaving cosmetic surgeries in order to achieve the effect!)

The caption on the bottom right of the box reads, “Keep your chin up. Visibly reduces the thick chin and reshapes the facial contours.”

One can deduce from examining the illustrations on the side that the product consists of two parts: a “V-Line sheet” and a neoprene strap that physically “lifts” the chin up.

The entire contents of the box:

According to the instructions, you are supposed to use the Beauty V-Line Face 3-4 times a week for 30-40 minutes at a time.

To be completely honest I was a bit intrigued by the product and thought about using it. But then I realized how ridiculous I would look (not that J, the baby, or the dog would mind) and reconsidered. Besides, the box only includes 7 “V-Line sheets” which means that I would only be able to use the product for two weeks — hardly enough time to see results, I would think.

What say you, readers? Should I give the Beauty V-Line Face a go, taking and posting on this blog “before” and “after” pictures?

Or should I give it to someone who in really interested in trying out the product?

(Speaking of which, would any of my readers be interested in taking this off my hands?)

Not surprisingly, this isn’t the only Korean product designed to create a V-Line. Take a look at the contraption I found on The Grand Narrative:

Looks a bit unpleasant, but I guess it would be a small sacrifice for anyone who believes in the old adage that beauty is pain.

P.S. — I actually really like the lotion that my mother got me. And the eyelash serum? Well, we’ll see if it works in a few weeks!

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Mar 17, 2011  •  In Art/Design, Cute, Food, Korean, Personal

Leprechaun Trap Cake

Happy St. Pattie’s Day! It’s been a while since I downed any green beer or got pinched for not wearing green on this holiday. Thinking back to my younger, partying days makes me a bit nostalgic (didn’t you know that Koreans are the “Irish of the Orient”? ;-)), but considering my current level of fatigue I am glad to be home, away from the drunken masses.

I’ve seen some awesomely creative salutes to St. Patrick’s Day on my Google Reader today, but the cake below was hands-down the best. The fragile pretzel bars underneath the gold that is meant to break under the weight of a leprechaun, the rainbow filling, the pretzel ladder…it’s an ingenious design of a cake that actually looks yummy too — a rare combination (I believe) in today’s designer cakes.

Click on through to not martha to see how Megan, the baker/designer of the cake, made this masterpiece.

Via That’s Nerdalicious!

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Mar 17, 2011  •  In Entertainment, Funny, Movies, Web

If You Watch It Backwards [Tumblr Blog of the Day]

If You Watch it Backwards is a submission-fueled Tumblr blog which tells you exactly what would happen if a movie or TV show’s plot or premise were reversed.

Some of my favorites from the first few pages include:

If you watch Pinnocchio backwards, it’s about a fairy that turns a boy into a puppet, who is then sucked into a whale, regurgitated, forced to be in a puppet show, and is eventually carved into a block of wood.

If you watch Toy Story 3 backwards, it’s a tragedy about a gang of toys who go through hell just so they can wind up in a home where they are neglected.

If you watch Pokemon backwards, it’s about rehabilitating victims of legalised animal fighting and releasing them into the wild.

If you watch Superman backwards, it is about a guy who flies around, putting people into precarious situations, then hiding.

And, because no proper internet meme is complete without a Chuck Norris reference:

You’re not watching Chuck Norris movies backwards, Chuck Norris is watching YOU go backwards.

Via Laughing Squid.

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Mar 17, 2011  •  In Baby, Claire, Parenting, Personal

Raising a Baby in a Multilingual Family

Last year when I was still pregnant with Claire I wrote a post about how J and I are aiming to teach our kids all the languages we collectively know: Cantonese Chinese, Mandarin Chinese, Korean, Japanese, and English.

Well our goal has not swayed. And I like to think that we’re well on our way. How so, you ask?

Right before I gave birth to Claire we met a little girl who — being one month shy of turning two years old — knew three languages.

We asked her parents how they managed to teach her three languages simultaneously, and they told us exactly how…

The mother, who only knew American English, only spoke to her daughter in English from day one.

The father was born in France and was fluent in both French and English. He only spoke to his daughter in French.

Additionally, their full-time nanny is of Chinese descent and speaks Mandarin Chinese. She only speaks to the little girl in Mandarin.

The purpose of having the three main caregivers speak different languages to the baby is so that the baby will learn to differentiate between the three languages.

But how will the baby know that three different words actually mean the same thing?

By having a fourth language tie all three together: sign language.

The parents of this bright little girl told us that starting at the age of six months, all three caregivers started signing words as they said them. And while the girl did start speaking a few months later than average (this is typical of babies who grow up in multilingual households), soon, she was conversing — and signing — to her mother, father, and nanny in three different languages.

J and I took this lesson to heart and have been following their instructions since the day Claire was born. The only difference is that we do not have a nanny. As such, I only speak to her in Korean, J only speaks to her in Cantonese (Mandarin is easier to learn if you know Cantonese first, than vice versa), and we speak to each other in English.

And since Claire will be turning six months old very soon, I picked up the Baby Signs Starter Kit earlier this week.

As she grows older, we will add Mandarin Chinese (which will not be too difficult since she will know Cantonese Chinese) and Japanese (which is very similar to Korean in grammar and structure) to the mix.

The only minor setback we’ve noticed so far is that since only non-family members (who do not see her often) call her by her English name, she has yet to associate the word “Claire” with herself. Meanwhile, I’m pretty certain that she knows — as most babies do at this age — her Korean and Chinese names.

And as mentioned above, we’re also aware that she will most likely begin speaking at a much later age than other kids. Additionally, there is bound to be some language confusion later on. I know a little boy who — very cleverly, I might add — used to refer to apples as “ah-gwah” (the Korean word for apple is “sa-gwah,” so he just managed to merge “apple” and “sa-gwah” together in his mind).

I’m also pretty sure that she and her father will start to talk about me in Chinese, as I will probably talk to her about J in Korean.  😉

However, we believe these drawbacks to be very, very minor compared to the advantages she will have in both school and in the workforce as someone who is fluent in at least three — and hopefully five — different languages.

There’s also the fact that she would be able to freely converse with her grandparents in their native languages, which makes it all worthwhile in our eyes.

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Mar 16, 2011  •  In Art/Design, Geek, Science

The Perception of 3D

I can’t stop staring at this. Someone please help me tear my eyes away from the screen!

Via haha.nu.

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Mar 16, 2011  •  In Facebook, Funny, Twitter, Web

How Pee Helps Us Understand Social Media

Great chart. My only question is: how come I’ve never heard of Quora?

 

Via Gizmodo (still hating the new layout of all Gawker sites!)

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Mar 16, 2011  •  In Blogging, Geek, Personal, Tutorials, Web, WordPress

WordPress for the Everyday Blogger:
Part 6 – Styling the Sidebar

Prelude
Part 1: Setting Up

Part 2: Set the Bare Bones
Part 3: The Header
Part 4: The Main Menu
Part 5: The Rest of the Header

Because the ET-Starter theme is set so that the user can choose between one, two, or no sidebars (in whichever relative position to the main content), there exists various CSS classes for each type of sidebar and it location. For the purposes of this theme, the CSS classes we will be working with are .primary-sidebar and .primary-sidebar.content-two-columncontent-right.

WordPress sidebars are relatively simple to style provided that you do not make any crazy changes to the structure of the theme. Each sidebar heading is set to h2, and each item below that is usually listed via the use of HTML lists (ie, ul and li).

As such, this is how my sidebar is styled (please note that rounded corners do not show on Internet Explorer browsers older than IE9):

.primary-sidebar {
margin: 270px 0 60px -12px;
padding: 0;
overflow: hidden;
font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;
font-size: 11px;
line-height: 1.72em;
}

.primary-sidebar.content-two-columncontent-right {
float: left;
width: 240px;
}

.primary-sidebar h2 {
margin: 30px 0 6px 0;
padding: 0 0 0 6px;
overflow: hidden;
background: #F9F9F9;
border: 1px solid #DDDDDD;
font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode', 'Lucida Grande', Tahoma, sans-serif;
font-size: 18px;
font-weight: bold;
line-height: 1.8em;
color: #A09CA1;
-moz-border-radius: 6px;
-khtml-border-radius: 6px;
-webkit-border-radius: 6px;
border-radius: 6px;
}

.primary-sidebar p,
.primary-sidebar img,
.primary-sidebar ul,
.primary-sidebar ul ul ul {
margin: 0;
padding: 0;
}

.primary-sidebar ul li {
margin: 0;
padding: 0;
line-height: 20px;
list-style-type: none;
}

.primary-sidebar ul ul {
margin: 6px 0 40px 0 !important;
padding: 0 0 0 7px;
}

.primary-sidebar ul ul li { list-style-type: none; }

.primary-sidebar ul ul ul li {
padding: 0;
margin: 0 0 0 14px !important;
list-style-type: square;
list-style-position: inside;
color: #898989;
}

.primary-sidebar ul ul a:link,
.primary-sidebar ul ul a:visited,
.primary-sidebar ul ul a:active {
color: #336699;
text-decoration: underline; }

.primary-sidebar ul ul a:hover { color: #6699CC; }

Replace the current sidebar and primary-sidebar CSS in your style.css file with the above, and you get this:

Now, let’s customize the sidebar so that it looks a bit more like my current blog.

Right now the “Search,” “Pages,” and “Meta” sections in the sidebar are the default sidebar content that comes with every WordPress installation. And if you add any widgets to the sidebar of your theme, these three sections will disappear.

Luckily, because the ET-Starter theme is widgets-ready, all you need to do to add or take away sections in your sidebar is to drag and drop the various widgets (to the Primary Sidebar, in this case).

Log into your WordPress admin, and navigate to the “Widgets” menu under the “Appearance” section.

If you look at my sidebar right now, you will see that I have the following sections:

  • Connect (list of links)
  • Chirp, Chirp (my latest Twitter update)
  • Explore (list of categories)
  • Recent Posts
  • Recent Comments
  • Popular Content

And these are the widgets I used for each section:

Connect Text widget
Chirp, Chirp Twitter Widget Pro widget
Explore Categories widget
Recent Posts Recent Posts widget
Recent Comments Recent Comments with Avatars widget
Popular Content Text widget

(The last post in this series will list all my favorite plugins, so stay tuned if you’re curious as to which plugins in addition to the two listed above I use for this blog!)

And for each widget, if anything didn’t look the way I wanted or I wanted additional styling, I just turned to Chrome’s “Inspect Element” feature again to find the appropriate CSS class/ID to make the changes. For example, the pink dots at the left of each “Recent Posts” entry? After discovering that WordPress’ Recent Posts widget uses the CSS class .widget_recent_entries I just added the following to my style.css file:

.widget_recent_entries ul li {
margin: 6px 0 6px -5px;
padding-left: 15px;
background: url('/images/pink_bullet.png') no-repeat 0 2px;
}

Be warned though, that both the Twitter widget and the Recent Comments widget required extra CSS formatting in addition to my actually going into the plugin’s PHP file to re-organize the structure so that I could get them to look exactly the way I wanted. I will not get into them in this post, but if anyone’s really curious, please let me know and I’ll show you what I did.

Once again, I kept going back and forth and experimenting until I got my desired effect:

Next: styling the date of each entry!

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Mar 15, 2011  •  In Funny

Box vs. Animal

 

Via The Daily What.

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Mar 14, 2011  •  In Baby, Claire, Motherhood, Parenting, Personal

Uncanny Timing (Or, She Rolled!)

Did my daughter know that I had posted an unflattering picture of her last night? Perhaps she sensed my worry at having voiced my concern online?

BECAUSE GIRLFRIEND FINALLY ROLLED TODAY!

And not just once but twice. During different tummy times. So I know it wasn’t just a fluke.

She still doesn’t like it. Both times, she started crying immediately afterwards, as if confused and startled at how the heck the world could (literally) turn upside down in the blink of an eye.

And both times, I immediately embraced her and praised her like she had just discovered the cure for cancer.

(I actually do the same with Comang whenever he does something good, like learn a new trick. Is it bad that I treat my dog and my baby to the same sort of positive reinforcement?)

I knew I shouldn’t have worried so much; there isn’t anything physically wrong with her — our pediatrician had even pointed out that her neck control and balance seem to be better than that of most babies her age. It was just a battle of wills, and in this case, mommy eventually won out.

I am not looking forward to tonight because they say that most babies who reach new milestones have trouble sleeping. But this is surely a day I will remember…my baby rolled over for the first time on Pi Day 2010!


We started solids just last week. So far it seems to be going pretty well.

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Mar 13, 2011  •  In Baby, Claire, Funny, Motherhood, Parenting, Personal

Tummy Time Fail [Faceplant]

I know that I said I would not worry about my daughter meeting her milestones on time, but I cannot help but be a teensy bit concerned that she is nearing six months of age and has not rolled over once.

She actually quite enjoys the first 5-10 minutes of each tummy time.

She looks up at me, makes a grab for her toys, and even plays “superman” (which is what I like to call the below pose):

But as soon as she gets bored, or gets tired (whichever happens first), she will start the pity cries. The “Mommy please pick me up I don’t want to do this anymore” cries.

I ignore the cries. “No pain, no gain, baby,” I tell her.

The crying continues.

I position her arms and legs so that she can roll over more easily. And many times, I have guided her little body through the exact motions that she should be doing in order to flip tummy to back.

But she still doesn’t get it. Either that, or she plain just does not want to roll.

That is when the crying intensifies and her stubborn personality takes over.

And BAM!

The faceplant.

She refuses to budge from this position. I have no choice but to come to her aid, as she will suffocate otherwise.

Oh Claire, why did you have to take after mommy’s stubbornness?

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