Feb 9, 2011  •  In Personal, Toys

Monopoly Live: A (Evil) Reboot of the Classic Game

Coming this fall, Hasbro will release a new version of America’s favorite boardgame.

An electronic version.

Complete with its own all-seeing evil tower (hark the Sauron references!).

According to the NYTimes, the tower uses infrared light to surveil the entire board. It calculates rent, whose turn it is and where your piece is on the board, and knows exactly how much money you have. It even rolls a virtual dice for you (complete with sound!),

The new version of Monopoly also has some new games like a horse race, auctions, a gas tax and the option to upgrade your utilities so they are green.

There’s no more paper money because everything is stored in a bank card. Gone are the days of hiding your $500 bills under the board (or under your butt, as my friends and I used to do). Gone are the days of blowing on your dice for good luck, or even penalizing a player for his/her dice rolling off the board (yes, we used to do that — didn’t you?).

And worst of all, gone are the individuality from its players. Gone are the cheating, the disputes, and the back-alley deals that made the game so addictively fun.

Monopoly Live will retail for $50 when it is released. But for the rest of us who prefer to do it old-school, the original version will still be available for $15.

Via Gizmodo.

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Feb 8, 2011  •  In Facebook, Funny, Sports

The NFL’s Official Facebook Page During Super Bowl XLV

Via Sports Pickle.

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Feb 8, 2011  •  In Art/Design

Seven Deadly Sins Wine Bottle Design

Designed by Sidecar Publicidad of Spain, these wine bottles which each represent one of the seven deadly sins are…well, sinfully tempting!


Gluttony


Pride


Greed


Sloth


Lust


Wrath


Envy

Via Packaging of the World.

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Feb 8, 2011  •  In Entertainment, Geek, Infographics

Transformers: Cars to Decepticons Infographic

Remember the Cars to Autobots infographic which left me wondering when the Decepticon version will be released? Well, the wait is over, as the good people at http://www.carinsurance.org have followed up swiftly:

It is regrettable that not all of the art was available as is stated at the bottom of the chart. It also sucks that Megatron is not depicted because he does not transform into a vehicle. (But he deserves a special place on the infographic as leader of the Decepticons, no?)

Via Geektyrant.

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Feb 7, 2011  •  In Blogging, Geek, Personal, Tutorials, Web, WordPress

WordPress for the Everyday Blogger:
Part 3 – The Header

Prelude
Part 1: Setting Up

Part 2: Set the Bare Bones

Another great thing about the ET-Starter theme is that it allows you to easily set your header and background — whether it be an image, a color, or both. Just navigate to the “Appearance” menu on the left side of your WordPress admin page, and you can choose “Background” or “Header” and make the changes accordingly.

If you are happy with just uploading a header, you can stop right here.

If you want to know how I managed my header, read on…

My header is actually a combination of two images —

A background image that is 1px wide and 350px high, repeated horizontally:

And the actual header image that is 900px wide and 350px high, layered on top of the previous image:

Why the layering? It’s because I do not know the screen size, or the screen resolution that a visitor will be using. So if someone is looking at my blog from a 30″ screen set at the highest resolution possible, it is very likely that the header image will be cut off at the ends. By layering a repeated, 1px-wide image below it, the visitor will be under the impression that it is one, wide header image.

(You can also choose to make the header image 3,000px wide or another width that is similarly high. But generally, we try not to do this as it will create an image with a big file size.)

Now in order to do this we have to adjust the style.css file. Find the body element (line 16 in the original file), delete what’s already there and add this instead:

body {
height: 100%;
margin: 0 auto;
padding: 0;
background: #FFFFFF url('/images/header_bg.jpg') repeat-x;
border: 0;
}

And in the highlighted portion, insert the URL to your own 1px-wide background image.

Next, find the #container element (line 48 in the original file) and replace what’s there with the following:

#container {
width: 870px;
height: 100%;
margin: 0 auto;
padding: 0 50px;
background: url('/images/header.jpg') no-repeat top center;
}

Again, replace what’s in the highlighted portion with the URL to your own header image.

Note that what’s really important in these CSS snippets are the background attributes. You can substitute your own margin, padding, height, width, etc according to what your own theme calls for.

Now save your style.css file. Let’s see what your theme looks like now…

But wait — why is the old header image there?

You can see our intended header image peeking out from the bottom, so you’re on the right track. What we need to do is to remove the call to function in the header.php file that “calls” the ET-Starter theme’s header image.

Open the header.php file. If you are familiar with HTML, it shouldn’t be too difficult to figure out.

Take a look at the first few lines that come right after the <body> tag:

<div id="header">
<h1><a href="<?php echo get_option('home'); ?>/"><?php bloginfo('name'); ?></a></h1>
<h2><?php bloginfo('description'); ?></h2>
</div>

<div id="headerimage">
<img src="<?php header_image(); ?>" width="<?php echo HEADER_IMAGE_WIDTH; ?>" height="<?php echo HEADER_IMAGE_HEIGHT; ?>" alt="" />
</div>

The first section calls for your blog title (name) and tagline (description), while the second calls for the theme’s header image. Once again, if you know HTML, this shouldn’t be too difficult.

So in order to get rid of the theme’s call to header image, all we need to do is delete that second section. That’s it!

Save your header.php file, and your theme should now look like this:

While we’re at it, let’s get rid of the call to site title and tagline too, since I won’t need it for this theme. (But if you want to keep them for your theme, you can style it accordingly using CSS.) So delete the first part of the code snippet shown above from your header.php file.

Lastly, let’s move down the sidebar and blog content so that they’re not overlapping the header image. To do this, go back to your style.css file and edit your .content.content-two-columncontent-right and .primary-sidebar.content-two-columncontent-right elements (remember those from Part 2?). All you need to do is to add some margin to the top by adding the following line to each element:

margin-top: 300px;

Save your style.css file, and your theme should now look like this:

As you can see, we’re really starting to get there!

Next up: styling the rest of the header elements. Please let me know if you have any questions along the way!

 

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Feb 7, 2011  •  In Art/Design, Geek, Toys

Lego Letterpress Prints

Because regular letterpress isn’t enough for us geeks!

Get your own Lego letterpress prints at Physical Fiction.

Via Flavorwire.

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Feb 7, 2011  •  In Baby, Claire, Cute, Personal

Girl Talk, and Poop

I must have looked especially haggard yesterday morning, because as soon as J woke up he announced, “I’ll take over. Go sleep. NOW.”

(I love this man.)

Knowing that the baby was in good hands with her doting father, I gathered the dog into my arms and snuggled up in bed. I took a wonderful 2-hour nap, and when I emerged from our bedroom refreshed and energized and ready to relieve J from baby duty, he assured me that everything was under control and that I should go “do my own thing.”

(Have I mentioned that I love him?)

And so I did. Grocery shopping. Watching a couple of episodes of Veronica Mars on Netflix. Surfing the web.

By the time the baby’s bedtime rolled around, I realized that I missed my daughter and took over for her bedtime routine. And I guess the little booger missed me too, because as I gave her her nighttime bottle she drank for a couple of minutes, then stopped and looked up at me.

“What’s wrong, little girl? Not hungry?”

She gurgled, smiled, then launched into a five-minute long speech.

Alright, so what she was saying weren’t words, but a series of syllables, sighs, and various other baby sounds. But I played along just the same, because it really did seem like she was telling me all about her day with daddy!

“Really?….You don’t say….Wow!….Well then….”

When she finally finished, I waved the bottle in front of her face and she eagerly opened her mouth. She gulped down the rest hungrily, satisfied that she was able to tell mommy all that she had wanted.

J was to go through something similar this morning. He told me that as he gave Claire her morning bottle, she stopped drinking after a couple of minutes once again.

“So why did she stop?” I asked him.

“She needed to poop. As soon as she finished her business, she went back to drinking again.”

I laughed, and we agreed that the only things that would get in the way of our hungry baby must be the desire for girl talk with mommy, and the need to poop.

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Feb 7, 2011  •  In Comang, Funny

What Dogs See

I’m about to go pass out for the night, but I had to share this first:


(via haha.nu)

Completely, hilariously true for our household! (Although I must admit that our Miele doesn’t scare Comang nearly as much as our old Roomba did…)

Good night, and I hope no one is too hungover tomorrow!

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Links Roundup: Super Bowl XLV Edition

With just an hour before kickoff, I figured that there has to be some Americans (like us, who are stuck home with the baby) who will not be attending a Super Bowl party tonight and will be enjoying the game at home instead.

And I’m sure there are those who won’t be watching the game at all.

So this post is for us. Enjoy, and let’s go Packers!


Who’s rooting for whom? Go see if you’re in Steelers or Packers territory by inputting your zip code at this Super Bowl FanMap.


Still not sure who to root for? Check out this Super Bowl Flowchart:


Enjoy the commercials more than the game? Check out this Super Bowl commercial schedule, then make sure you haven’t missed a single one (or re-watch your favorites) at adblitz’s YouTube channel, which will have the commercials online right after they air. I already have a favorite: VW Passat’s “The Force” commercial.


And what major event wouldn’t be complete without an infographic? Check out Super Bowl XLV Facts and Figures.

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Feb 5, 2011  •  In Blogging, Geek, Personal, Tutorials, Web, WordPress

WordPress for the Everyday Blogger:
Part 2 – Set the Bare Bones

Prelude
Part 1: Setting Up

Let’s run through a checklist of things you should’ve done by now:

  • installed WordPress in a web or local host
  • imported content (whether from another blog or dummy content downloaded from the web) to your new blog
  • chosen, downloaded, and installed a blank WP theme
  • went through the PHP and CSS files in your blank theme to familiarize yourself with its setup

If you have done these things, you should now have a blog that looks similar to this:


Our new blog running the ET-Starter theme with the WP .XML Test Data Import dummy content

Remember when I said in Part 1 of this series that one of the great things about the ET-Starter theme is that you can easily toggle between single, 2, and 3-column layouts? As you can see above the default layout is 3-column with the main content in the middle. We want to change to a two-column with the content on the right.

To do this log into your WordPress admin, and click on “Theme Options” under the “Appearance” menu on the left. Check “Yes” next to Would you like a two column theme? and select “content-right” for the Main Content Order option.

Save changes, and your blog should now look like this:

Now, let’s set the dimensions using CSS. Let’s first look at the dimensions of the ET-Starter template. To do this, open the theme’s style.css file and compare it with the theme itself using Firefox’s nifty Firebug extension or using Chrome’s “Inspect Element” feature.

(For this tutorial I will be using Chrome’s “Inspect Element” feature rather than Firebug because I prefer Chrome over Firefox. Chrome’s “Inspect Element” feature is similar to Firebug, but with less options. However, Firebug is an indispensable tool for any web developer/designer and I recommend that you familiarize yourself with it!)

Right-click/control-click on your theme while viewing it in Chrome, and click on “Inspect Element” on the little pop-up menu. A window should slide out from the bottom of the page. While you are in the “Elements” mode (which I believe is the default), run your pointer over the different lines in the lines of code on the left and you should see that the different parts of the window get highlighted while you’re doing this.

By now, you have probably figured out that when you mouseover the different CSS elements, the element on the page that it corresponds to gets highlighted.


You can choose to go more or less detailed into each element and its sub-elements
by clicking on the little arrows at the left of each line.

With this handy feature, we can now see that the content of this blog theme has the CSS class of .content.content-two-columncontent-right while the sidebar has the class of .primary-sidebar.content-two-columncontent-right.

Now take a look at the style.css file. You will see that .content.content-two-columncontent-right has a width of 73% (line 112 on the original file) and that .primary-sidebar.content-two-columncontent-right has a width of 24% (line 178).

We can also see that the “container” ID, which acts like a “wrapper” around the entire the blog, has a width of 940px (line 49).

Now, the way that I want the theme to look is as follows:

So all we need to do is replace those numbers with the new in style.css:

#container should now have a width of 870px (line 49)

.content.content-two-columncontent-right should now have a width of 600px (line 112)

.primary-sidebar.content-two-columncontent-right should now have a width of 240px (line 178)

Save the file. Your theme should now look like this:

Not much of a change, I know. But we’re slowly but surely getting there!

Next up: the header!

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