My sister came to visit today, and Comang has not left her side. He's been ignoring me for the new two-legger the entire day...

My dog Comang is obsessed with my sister's dog Dante. Not in a "I have a crush on you" way. Nor in a "I want to hump the crap out of you" way. It is pure, unadulterated OBSESSION wherein the entire world disappears save for this one Cairn Terrier mix. My poor furbaby, whom everyone says is one of the most well-behaved dogs they've ever seen, goes into a frenzy when Dante is within sniffing vicinity. He follows him around everywhere, goes into hyperventilation mode, and even loses control of his bowel movements (this is the dog who has never had an accident in our house). He does not mount; rather, he stands behind Dante and makes humping movements. Quite literally, he...